Where d'you come from?

By Anonymous - 29/08/2021 23:01 - United States - Austin

Today, as someone with a large chest, I'm used to sometimes finding food in my clothes at the end of the day. However, when I took off my bra off, I found half of a dead grasshopper. FML
I agree, your life sucks 917
You deserved it 123

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Was it the half that had the face? If so, did that face have a big smile on it?

Major Ahull 3

Even grasshoppers like motorboating. The real question is...Did he wax on, or wax off?

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Was it the half that had the face? If so, did that face have a big smile on it?

Major Ahull 3

Even grasshoppers like motorboating. The real question is...Did he wax on, or wax off?

I had never realized that Mr. Miyagi was actually teaching Daniel how to fondle boobs. The more you know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.