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By  Leeono  |  26

Start with. "Honey, I'm a cunt and you deserve better. Since I've been an arsehole and an irresponsible one at that, please take me to the cleaners through the divorce and child payments while you have a better life."

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By  Leeono  |  26

Start with. "Honey, I'm a cunt and you deserve better. Since I've been an arsehole and an irresponsible one at that, please take me to the cleaners through the divorce and child payments while you have a better life."

By  JasonThorn  |  17

Guess what? When you engage in the act of procreation...

...there's a chance you might just PROCREATE.

Right now, getting a calendar is the epitome of "too little, too late."

By  Helmut Arias Rodriguez  |  21

Next FML

By  manb91gb  |  14

My advice, with all the humility a stupid fuck like you can muster.

You wanna act like an animal, get treated like one. I hope they rip you to pieces.

By  1known  |  29

Contrary to others, I don’t know if you are a jerk or not (none of us know you) and I don’t believe that divorce is the best solution.
But you clearly made a mistake.
So act responsibly about it and provide support for your two kids.
And probably when time comes you’ll have to tell your wife and your children and ask for forgiveness. Be humble about it. I hope they will be able to forgive you.