By TheMichaelNixon - 14/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML
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Tequilamockngbrd 7
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I'm not sure what's more stupid: wanting to pee on a grasshopper, or expecting it to wait in one spot while you peed on it. Silly.

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Luckster 0
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That Grasshopper waited all day to do that to you! You know that, right?

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Tequilamockngbrd 7
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I'm not sure what's more stupid: wanting to pee on a grasshopper, or expecting it to wait in one spot while you peed on it. Silly.

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DameGreyWulf 0
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I think I must agree, but 1 has a point.... [edit] wtf, I replied to a comment down below about "If I was a guy, I'd do the same" Well, 1, you have a point.

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omghehehe 0
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Really! :D I replied to #1 and it's missing. Also, his/her response changed too :D Anyway, I agree with #1 :) Yes, silly.

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your_mother 0
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Karma's a bitch.

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Edumacated 0
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I take it you're not a guy =).

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mwz777 0
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haha ya but I wouldve done the same thing

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dont_stop_believ 0
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if you didn't want ur pee on u y wud the grasshopper want ur pee?! haha loserr

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Rejectofsociety9 0
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...and you didn't see this coming, OP?

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xJC77x 0
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I woulda done the same thing lol

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bom_bom 0
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omg...LOL...i added it to my favs...i almost peed myself after i read that.. kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk(second comment)

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Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
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if youre gonna pee, you better find a nice urimal with a grasshopper in it...

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ilovemenn 0
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AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

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SykoOne 0
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LMFAOOO !!! OMG YO , if i was a guy , i would TOTTALLLY do the exact SAME thing ! :)

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Basiil 0
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Why can't girls do that? :/

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KyRidHEART 0
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Cuz we have this think called a VAGINA.

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MicMic_fml 7
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116 - is that thing edible?

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Luckster 0
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That Grasshopper waited all day to do that to you! You know that, right?

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dabeachbum 0
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if i was a guy id do the same thing hahaha

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lenasaur 0
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Thats what you get. How would you like it if someone peed on you?

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mutantcow 0
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you clever, clever person. (:

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Honda288 2
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Ask Steve Stifler.

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CheapoBilo 0
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Ydi for not shitting on It instead.

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juicy_extasy 25
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LOL OMG! Weigh it down?! You're so evil!

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CrazyV 22
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hahaha good one

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DeadMansCrack 4
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LOL I would say YDI, but it sounds like something I would do.

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