By TheMichaelNixon - 14/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML
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I'm not sure what's more stupid: wanting to pee on a grasshopper, or expecting it to wait in one spot while you peed on it. Silly.

That Grasshopper waited all day to do that to you! You know that, right?

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I'm not sure what's more stupid: wanting to pee on a grasshopper, or expecting it to wait in one spot while you peed on it. Silly.

I think I must agree, but 1 has a point.... [edit] wtf, I replied to a comment down below about "If I was a guy, I'd do the same" Well, 1, you have a point.

Really! :D I replied to #1 and it's missing. Also, his/her response changed too :D Anyway, I agree with #1 :) Yes, silly.

your_mother 0

Karma's a bitch.

I take it you're not a guy =).

haha ya but I wouldve done the same thing

if you didn't want ur pee on u y wud the grasshopper want ur pee?! haha loserr

...and you didn't see this coming, OP?

I woulda done the same thing lol

omg...LOL...i added it to my favs...i almost peed myself after i read that.. kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk(second comment)

if youre gonna pee, you better find a nice urimal with a grasshopper in it...

ilovemenn 0

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

swimdiva 0

isn't**

SykoOne 0

LMFAOOO !!! OMG YO , if i was a guy , i would TOTTALLLY do the exact SAME thing ! :)

Why can't girls do that? :/

Cuz we have this think called a VAGINA.

116 - is that thing edible?

That Grasshopper waited all day to do that to you! You know that, right?

LeeIsAwesome 0

YDI for peeing on it.

dabeachbum 0

if i was a guy id do the same thing hahaha

Thats what you get. How would you like it if someone peed on you?

you clever, clever person. (:

Ask Steve Stifler.

Ydi for not shitting on It instead.

LOL OMG! Weigh it down?! You're so evil!

hahaha good one

DeadMansCrack 4

LOL I would say YDI, but it sounds like something I would do.