By TheMichaelNixon - 14/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 800
You deserved it 75 506

Same thing different taste

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I'm not sure what's more stupid: wanting to pee on a grasshopper, or expecting it to wait in one spot while you peed on it. Silly.

That Grasshopper waited all day to do that to you! You know that, right?

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I'm not sure what's more stupid: wanting to pee on a grasshopper, or expecting it to wait in one spot while you peed on it. Silly.

I think I must agree, but 1 has a point.... [edit] wtf, I replied to a comment down below about "If I was a guy, I'd do the same" Well, 1, you have a point.

Really! :D I replied to #1 and it's missing. Also, his/her response changed too :D Anyway, I agree with #1 :) Yes, silly.

haha ya but I wouldve done the same thing

if you didn't want ur pee on u y wud the grasshopper want ur pee?! haha loserr

omg...LOL...i added it to my favs...i almost peed myself after i read that.. kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk(second comment)

if youre gonna pee, you better find a nice urimal with a grasshopper in it...

SykoOne 0

LMFAOOO !!! OMG YO , if i was a guy , i would TOTTALLLY do the exact SAME thing ! :)

That Grasshopper waited all day to do that to you! You know that, right?

dabeachbum 0

if i was a guy id do the same thing hahaha

DeadMansCrack 4

LOL I would say YDI, but it sounds like something I would do.