Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML
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Tequilamockngbrd
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I'm not sure what's more stupid: wanting to pee on a grasshopper, or expecting it to wait in one spot while you peed on it. Silly.
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Luckster
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That Grasshopper waited all day to do that to you! You know that, right?
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Tequilamockngbrd
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I'm not sure what's more stupid: wanting to pee on a grasshopper, or expecting it to wait in one spot while you peed on it. Silly.
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DameGreyWulf
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I think I must agree, but 1 has a point....
[edit] wtf, I replied to a comment down below about "If I was a guy, I'd do the same"
Well, 1, you have a point.
[edit] wtf, I replied to a comment down below about "If I was a guy, I'd do the same"
Well, 1, you have a point.
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omghehehe
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Really! :D I replied to #1 and it's missing. Also, his/her response changed too :D
Anyway, I agree with #1 :) Yes, silly.
Anyway, I agree with #1 :) Yes, silly.
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your_mother
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Karma's a bitch.
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Edumacated
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I take it you're not a guy =).
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mwz777
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haha ya but I wouldve done the same thing
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dont_stop_believ
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if you didn't want ur pee on u y wud the grasshopper want ur pee?! haha loserr
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Rejectofsociety9
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...and you didn't see this coming, OP?
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xJC77x
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I woulda done the same thing lol
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bom_bom
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omg...LOL...i added it to my favs...i almost peed myself after i read that..
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk(second comment)
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk(second comment)
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if youre gonna pee, you better find a nice urimal with a grasshopper in it...
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ilovemenn
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AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
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swimdiva
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isn't**
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SykoOne
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LMFAOOO !!!
OMG YO , if i was a guy , i would TOTTALLLY do the exact SAME thing ! :)
OMG YO , if i was a guy , i would TOTTALLLY do the exact SAME thing ! :)
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Basiil
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Why can't girls do that? :/
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KyRidHEART
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Cuz we have this think called a VAGINA.
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MicMic_fml
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116 - is that thing edible?
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Luckster
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That Grasshopper waited all day to do that to you! You know that, right?
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LeeIsAwesome
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YDI for peeing on it.
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iheartjustinsane
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Exactly.
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dabeachbum
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if i was a guy id do the same thing hahaha
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lenasaur
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Thats what you get. How would you like it if someone peed on you?
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mutantcow
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you clever, clever person. (:
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kinky...
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Honda288
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Ask Steve Stifler.
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CheapoBilo
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Ydi for not shitting on It instead.
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juicy_extasy
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LOL OMG!
Weigh it down?! You're so evil!
Weigh it down?! You're so evil!
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cactusbutt
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oh, lol! x)
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CrazyV
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hahaha good one
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DeadMansCrack
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LOL I would say YDI, but it sounds like something I would do.