Today, I smacked a big mosquito that had landed on my leg. My boyfriend then said to me, "I wonder if their mouth snaps off when you slap them, and now it’s stuck in your skin." Thanks. Thanks a lot. FML
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RichardPencil
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"That's more mouth action down there than I get from you, Bucko!"
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kujiens101
| 24
I assume it’s like a splinter. Your skin cells degrade it until it falls out.
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RichardPencil
| 30
"That's more mouth action down there than I get from you, Bucko!"
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samomaha
| 17
Well, your boyfriend is right, so . . . yeah.
By
kujiens101
| 24
I assume it’s like a splinter. Your skin cells degrade it until it falls out.
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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux
| 15
only if its not a wiping slap
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DrSamba
| 7
You're fine. I have lived (among other places) in New Hampshire and Florida a combined total of 40 years. If embedded mosquito probosces (?) never degraded, I'd be a human pincushion by now.