Today, I smacked a big mosquito that had landed on my leg. My...

By Don’t Think About It. - 26/08/2019 16:00

Today, I smacked a big mosquito that had landed on my leg. My boyfriend then said to me, "I wonder if their mouth snaps off when you slap them, and now it’s stuck in your skin." Thanks. Thanks a lot. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

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Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 11:36 - United States - Hockessin

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 26 August 2019 17:13

"That's more mouth action down there than I get from you, Bucko!"

kujiens101 24

Tuesday 27 August 2019 6:40

I assume it’s like a splinter. Your skin cells degrade it until it falls out.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 26 August 2019 17:13

"That's more mouth action down there than I get from you, Bucko!"

samomaha 17

Tuesday 27 August 2019 0:03

Well, your boyfriend is right, so . . . yeah.

kujiens101 24

Tuesday 27 August 2019 6:40

I assume it’s like a splinter. Your skin cells degrade it until it falls out.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Tuesday 27 August 2019 17:21

only if its not a wiping slap

DrSamba 7

Wednesday 28 August 2019 7:13

You're fine. I have lived (among other places) in New Hampshire and Florida a combined total of 40 years. If embedded mosquito probosces (?) never degraded, I'd be a human pincushion by now.