Today, I smacked a big mosquito that had landed on my leg. My...

By Don’t Think About It. - 26/8/2019 16:00

Today, I smacked a big mosquito that had landed on my leg. My boyfriend then said to me, "I wonder if their mouth snaps off when you slap them, and now it’s stuck in your skin." Thanks. Thanks a lot. FML

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7836695 - Monday 26 August 2019 17:13

"That's more mouth action down there than I get from you, Bucko!"

By kujiens101 | 24

#7836856 - Tuesday 27 August 2019 6:40

I assume it’s like a splinter. Your skin cells degrade it until it falls out.

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7836695 - Monday 26 August 2019 17:13

"That's more mouth action down there than I get from you, Bucko!"

By samomaha | 15

#7836787 - Tuesday 27 August 2019 0:03

Well, your boyfriend is right, so . . . yeah.

By kujiens101 | 24

#7836856 - Tuesday 27 August 2019 6:40

I assume it’s like a splinter. Your skin cells degrade it until it falls out.

By Cody Vertigo Bonthoux | 15

#7837030 - Tuesday 27 August 2019 17:21

only if its not a wiping slap

By DrSamba | 7

#7837208 - Wednesday 28 August 2019 7:13

You're fine. I have lived (among other places) in New Hampshire and Florida a combined total of 40 years. If embedded mosquito probosces (?) never degraded, I'd be a human pincushion by now.