Slime

By klyoung5 - 03/01/2011 17:17 - United States

Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML
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sarahbear430 0
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at least he didn't notice. this FML would be way worse if it ended with you saying "he was totally grossed out"

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zanguard 0
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That does-not sound like much fun. You should have licked it clean in front of him, but not before you offered him some (be polite).

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isaiaha11 2

lol

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lifeinhd 3
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Snot rocket... lol

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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I was the guy sitting next to her. Oh, my God, Heather (OP), that's totally disgusting! Now I would never date you!

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NuyoRicanGirl 3
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LMAO just say it's hair gel =p

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fakeaccountX 6

Did you ever get it out? Did he ever notice? Thanks for leaving us in suspense!

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sirdolittle 0
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I know, it's killing me ! I'll never be able to sleep !!! Zzz ...

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fusionss 7
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Shut the fuck up

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sarahbear430 0
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at least he didn't notice. this FML would be way worse if it ended with you saying "he was totally grossed out"

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Vanyaxe 0

aww that sucks OP. FYL

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Sisaac 0
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Well, FYL if he noticed. If he didn't, it is just a gross accident, no big deal.

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Arschloch04 0

You seem like a very snotty person.

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GwenBites 0

…jerk…

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InBetweenDreams 0
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Maybe he didn't notice. This would be way worse if you started talking to him with it in your hair and HE pointed it out to you.

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daddy15 0
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ydi for trying too hard.

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mooshibear140 4
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How was her sneezing into her arm and then trying to get the snot out after she got it in her hair "trying too hard"?

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RosiePatosie 0

Did you get it?

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laurenlovefulful 5

That sucks :( at least he didnt notice!

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cbranflakes 1
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haha that's what I was thinking

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dani22097 0
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you are so puny

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