Slime

By klyoung5 - 03/01/2011 17:17 - United States

Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML
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at least he didn't notice. this FML would be way worse if it ended with you saying "he was totally grossed out"

That does-not sound like much fun. You should have licked it clean in front of him, but not before you offered him some (be polite).

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Snot rocket... lol

I was the guy sitting next to her. Oh, my God, Heather (OP), that's totally disgusting! Now I would never date you!

LMAO just say it's hair gel =p

Did you ever get it out? Did he ever notice? Thanks for leaving us in suspense!

I know, it's killing me ! I'll never be able to sleep !!! Zzz ...

Shut the fuck up

at least he didn't notice. this FML would be way worse if it ended with you saying "he was totally grossed out"

aww that sucks OP. FYL

Well, FYL if he noticed. If he didn't, it is just a gross accident, no big deal.

You seem like a very snotty person.

Maybe he didn't notice. This would be way worse if you started talking to him with it in your hair and HE pointed it out to you.

ydi for trying too hard.

How was her sneezing into her arm and then trying to get the snot out after she got it in her hair "trying too hard"?

Did you get it?

That sucks :( at least he didnt notice!

haha that's what I was thinking

you are so puny