Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. Things got kind of heated, so he decided to take off my bra. They cooled back down when a bug flew out. FML
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adamsk1
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maybe if you shower daily that won't happen... ydi for being dirty
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playalovegame
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ydi for hiding bugs in your bra
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adamsk1
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maybe if you shower daily that won't happen... ydi for being dirty
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STYLE_E
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your making it sound good
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massagenist
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was it a BOTFLY ? see pretty examples on youtube and reply.
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VeryNice329
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no. 2...I was thinking of joking about the daily showerage. I'm just too slow, but maybe the op has decent sized boobs and a beetle or something got stuck and just waited until the right time to escape....
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adamsk1
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no way!! she would feel that! seriously, think about it! anytime you've had a bug crawling on you haven't you felt it and kinda freaked out a little? I'm deathly afraid of spiders so even if my hair falls out and brushes my neck or arm I'm lookin for a spider. seriously all she needs is a shower.
haha I wasn't trying to make it sound good. I would have said dirty girl if it was a sensual comment. but this is just plain nasty dirty.
haha I wasn't trying to make it sound good. I would have said dirty girl if it was a sensual comment. but this is just plain nasty dirty.
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Jessi_Rose96
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Botflies are disgusting little creatures. My teacher showed us the video. Ugh, yuck.
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BABiiRAWr
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I bet the bug killed the mood :(
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parker330033
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ha ha!!! that's funny!
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debiasio69696969
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gnarley
if I was him I'd get checked
don't wanna run into more bugs ;)
if I was him I'd get checked
don't wanna run into more bugs ;)
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winterharte
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There's no 'e' in gnarly >.>
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debiasio69696969
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your point?
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kcarty01
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there can be an 'e' in gnarley/gnarly if you want. either way its a weird-ass looking word haha
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kcarty01
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technically that would be a spelling lesson but..thats alright (: haha
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dumbbitchhater2
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god damn nobody knows how to speak/spell correctly in this thread
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robdoggstge
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dummmmmbbbb. haha
that suks op
that suks op
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kcarty01
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excuse you 22. rude. :|
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HarmDis
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You don't capitalize the first letter of every sentance lol. Very few people here can speak/spell correctly.
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BearNick
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Oh the irony 29.
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kcarty01
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clearly thats not spelling or speaking. that would be considered typing, writing, or possibly punctuating.
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imdeborah
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I don't understand why so many people demand perfect grammar on here. Its FML .com . Why do you care? Unless you cant understand what the person typed there's no need to go bitching. (This is to everyone in general, not just one person in particular)
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massagenist
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i resemble that remark. alot of fmlers have brained thier damage from smoking jinga.
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TaliTubi
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#57 you're as stupid as you look.
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skullbashd
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he looks like guy from no country for old men with the silenced shotgun maybe it is him
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aznbitch
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agreed 58.
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eukaryote101
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Why WOULDN'T you spell correctly? It's basic stuff. Now idm the odd apostrophe being left out, but please, speak in a coherant fashion. Unless you want to sound like an idiot, and consequently, be treated like one.
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hellenn
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haha i know right! i hate people who rite lke di
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xXSc3n1cXx
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itz tha fukin internetz we can haz bee ritin bouts whueva tha phucks wee wuntz
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free country. besides, its not a book. we dont spellcheck
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free country. besides, its not a book. we dont spellcheck
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RoflDanke
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Who cares how Jenine spelled it.
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kcarty01
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i dont get it...how did you not know?!? D:
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whirlybird
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That's just repulsive.
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YUMmMm
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41=WIN!! (love the FML of the bug )
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srunano
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^^ Thanks :)
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yoyoforpeace
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Been that long huh?
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78euge781995
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7th!
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debiasio69696969
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nobody cares
stfu
stfu
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mitsoi
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I'm with 35 here
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srunano
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Be happy you weren't 203404938509345 yelling out "7th!"
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debiasio69696969
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preeetty sure there wouldn't be THAT big of a number lmao
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JokerJohn7
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I'm with 7th here
lmao
lmao
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srunano
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@97, Lol I know, you never know, one day there might 0_o
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playalovegame
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ydi for hiding bugs in your bra
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sourgirl101
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Bugs in your bra! were they booBEES?
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DanceGirl01
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wow. what are you, seven??
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sourgirl101
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Nope, but it was told to me by a seven year old. Stop being so jaded.
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chandlerthedog
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boobees.... that's funny!!!!!
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loser333
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so u got wild.......
anti flood protection....
anti flood protection....
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BearNick
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Reminds me of the cartoons were a moth would fly out of a empty wallet.
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officeradvil
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Yeah, wouldn't you feel it crawling around in there?
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Andrew1122
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#9 you're pretty
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debiasio69696969
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thanks (:
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SirWhatsHisFace
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YDI for trying to poison your boyfriend with a dangerous bug, just so you can get some money. I hope you go to jail.
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Narutosuns2fan
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Wait, what?