Work: Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod...

By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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You deserved it 8 283

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By cocokiss410 - 28/07/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML

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You deserved it 2 733

By dregmanhart - 12/01/2017 12:33

Today, I went out for a 20-minute lunch break. When I returned to the office, I noticed that my personal computer was missing. Someone had walked into the suite on the second floor and stole my computer right off its docking station, while a few of my coworkers were still in the office. FML

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You deserved it 596

By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

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You deserved it 4 146

By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

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You deserved it 2 916

No one is safe

By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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You deserved it 333

By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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You deserved it 46 599

By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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You deserved it 3 965

Should've stayed home, basically

By SoftwareDev - 27/06/2017 02:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after getting booked off work for being sick, I go to work anyway. On the way home, I stop by a colleagues fairwell, being the paranoid type of guy I make sure my car is locked about 3-4 times and head in. Later I get home to find my laptop has been stolen from my boot with my medication. FML

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You deserved it 632

By stupid - 27/05/2013 11:16 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 011

You deserved it 11 814

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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You deserved it 3 231

treli1593 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:21

thats irony for you

Dral_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:24

that thief sure was brave.

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treli1593 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:21

thats irony for you

Philosophic 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:30

It's OBVIOUSLY fake. Cops don't have time for iPods.. they have donuts instead....

abcnonamecba 0

Monday 8 March 2010 16:08

@154 EPIC WIN

ryguy997 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 18:37

wow epic FAIL.

gomego87 0

Monday 5 April 2010 9:33

How do you know it wasn't a ghost? huh!? huh!?... Oh..Ooh. Burn? What no. not burn.. Omfg screw this.

amd3lky 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 21:24

fail on your part

lovely997 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:24

Cops are all bad.

Dral_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:24

that thief sure was brave.

musigreg 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:24

Lmfao, irony indeed.

Button_x 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:24

AMGZ go to the police station, they'll help you recover it. Oh wait. (Lamejokeislame)

fmlAllStar7274 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:24

LOL- agree with #1 that sucks..... Also, if u had a crap ipod- good excuse to get an iphone or ipod touch (which kick ass)

kristenlee 3

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:25

...Don't you have a security camera in the police station? And thats what you get for feeding the corporate giant that is iPod. go with Sansa :D

ryguy997 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 18:40

no, iPod is nota corporate giant, Apple is. and they deserve it. except for there software sucking. But imagine this: A MacBook pro running Windows!

blankaex 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 18:10

Uh, dude... You can run Windows on a Macbook...

technobutterfly 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:25

Learn correct grammer.

ikickyourbutt 9

Sunday 15 May 2011 20:30

Grammar Nazi!!!

bunny911 16

Wednesday 29 February 2012 7:27

Bieber Fan!!! I'd rather befriend the grammar nazi, at least they have standards.

NGM_KID 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:26

LOL, but yeah wouldn't you have a security camera there? #8: learn to spell :P

fsebastianslife 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 12:44

^^^best picture ever!!!!^^^

wilberp3 2

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:26

I agree with #7 there has to be cameras

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Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML

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Today, after months of searching, I was offered a job. After hearing how excited I was on the phone, HR docked the initial salary offer by 40% in the written contract. She said it was non-negotiable. Guess I'm back to job hunting. FML

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Today, I came home to find my housemate cowering in the lounge corner, sobbing, hugging a bag of chips while the automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into him. Apparently he "mistakenly" put magic mushrooms in his sandwich instead of peanut butter. FML

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Today, as a part of my job, I took a couple around to look at houses that are on sale. After driving them around and looking at tons of houses, the wife said, "Okay. I think we have enough decorating ideas." FML

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Today, I was caught whacking off by my mother. She now takes every free moment of her time to read extracts from the Bible to me. FML

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Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML

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Today, on my second morning at college, I tried to make coffee using my Keurig. I realized after I got back from my shower that I hadn't put a cup under the machine. All 3 drawers of my dresser are now filled with coffee. FML

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No one is safe

Should've stayed home, basically

iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever

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