By flowerchildd2 - 12/12/2011 23:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML
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TheStunner 0
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This is one of those times you don"t trust the wise elderly.

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TheStunner 0
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This is one of those times you don"t trust the wise elderly.

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J3R3MYY 14
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LICK WHAT??!' (o_O)

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ladycyn217 5

Idiot

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Hipnog 15
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His lollipop

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rahavan 15
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This is why I hate the bus I feel sorry for you OP.

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boofgall 16
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This guy in town who rides the city bus in my town everyday always asks the others around him if they "took his gloves", he's crazy. Don't "cool story bro" me. ._.

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boofgall 16
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I knew you couldn't resist.

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MedKits 9
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Probably no one would have actually "cool story bro"ed you either if you hadn't said anything about it.... Then again, I could be overestimating the people of FML...

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deviable 9
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Cool bro story.

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cheefer 0
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Bro, cool story

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iStayTrollin 0
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Riveting tale, chapsman!

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brown4lifejot 1
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This is one of the few times when public transport is scary.

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yahoowizard 16
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Wrong. Public transport is always scary.

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LukaInTheSky 3
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Yeah, you haven't really lived until a junkie throws a syringe at you on the train.

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stfu_bam 5

Or when a lady gets in a fight with a confused man on the subway. Poor guy had no idea what was going on

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Let's not forget the bus drivers who seem mistaken they are on a racetrack going 20-30km/h over speed limit on ice. There was also the crazy guy who decapitated a fellow passenger because voices in his head said to.

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dav3800 7
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What's really scary is how the old man knows what it tastes like.

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badass243 6

old guys spittin game.

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lalatookasheema 8
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Public transportation FTW

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uncleyuggles 0
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Seems legit...

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i_amthe_walrus 0

How could you turn down an offer like that?

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IllogicalGenius 0
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Well why not? I mean, there's absolutely nothing sketchy about that...besides, he says it tastes good!

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twinny_sc 13

Seems legit.

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Zya_fml 8
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Um, that's creepy. I'm glad I walk to school. (Hopefully I didn't jinx that...)

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Capt_Oblivious 10

But candy from strangers is always the best kind.

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