Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML

By flowerchildd2 - 12/12/2011 23:17 - United States

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By TheStunner | 0

#3724062 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:37

This is one of those times you don"t trust the wise elderly.

By Awsemogreeb | 19

#3724567 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:57

It.

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By TheStunner | 0

#3724062 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:37

This is one of those times you don"t trust the wise elderly.

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#3725082 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 14:51

I guess you didn't see the push pop he was hiding in his pocket...

J3R3MYY | 14

#3725613 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 17:16

LICK WHAT??!' (o_O)

ladycyn217 | 5

#3726175 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 19:46

Idiot

Hipnog | 15

#5649610 - Thursday 29 August 2013 19:50

His lollipop

By rahavan | 15

#3724064 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:38

This is why I hate the bus I feel sorry for you OP.

boofgall | 16

#3724219 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:05

This guy in town who rides the city bus in my town everyday always asks the others around him if they "took his gloves", he's crazy.

Don't "cool story bro" me. ._.

boofgall | 16

#3724336 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:24

I knew you couldn't resist.

MedKits | 9

#3724442 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 10:16

Probably no one would have actually "cool story bro"ed you either if you hadn't said anything about it....

Then again, I could be overestimating the people of FML...

deviable | 9

#3724535 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:31

Cool bro story.

cheefer | 0

#3727006 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 23:16

Bro, cool story

iStayTrollin | 0

#3728621 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 4:54

Riveting tale, chapsman!

By brown4lifejot | 1

#3724067 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:38

This is one of the few times when public transport is scary.

yahoowizard | 16

#3724429 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 10:09

Wrong. Public transport is always scary.

LukaInTheSky | 3

#3724950 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 13:51

Yeah, you haven't really lived until a junkie throws a syringe at you on the train.

stfu_bam | 5

#3725228 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 15:50

Or when a lady gets in a fight with a confused man on the subway. Poor guy had no idea what was going on

MerrikBarbarian | 9

#3725597 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 17:11

Let's not forget the bus drivers who seem mistaken they are on a racetrack going 20-30km/h over speed limit on ice. There was also the crazy guy who decapitated a fellow passenger because voices in his head said to.