By anonmys - 18/07/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML
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Time for you to ketchup with the times and realize nobody licks their lips anymore to show signs of affection.

...Yeah, he could've just tapped your shoulder and told you like a normal person.


wow who does that anymore??

what lick their lips?

yes lick their lips. it seems creepy to me...

well I mean it depends who's doing it and for what reason.....

FYL. but oh so sorry

ronnyBrets 0

SPAIN!!! fuck yeahhhh

España !!!!!!!!!

Time for you to ketchup with the times and realize nobody licks their lips anymore to show signs of affection.

UsualSuspect_fml 0

I see what you did there. although it was pretty obvious.

GregDaBossMaster 0

haha xD nice play on words

I wouldn't call it affection, but a guy did that to me once in a very obviously sexual way. Just sayin'.

someone did that to you?!? .... gross

123: I was too disturbed to react, but I certainly could have "owned him," as you said below. While I'm not up to aardvark status, let's just say I don't necessarily need napkins to remove the occasional stray bit of mustard. ;)

v_garcia3 0

3: nice pun!!! haha

...Yeah, he could've just tapped your shoulder and told you like a normal person.

he was probably doing it as a joke, or hinting it so he wouldn't embarass her...but he seemed to anyway :/

howareyoulard 0

haha, that's pretty funny

msyelowbubblegum 0

ew glee...

I luv glee so shut up

glee is the most retarded show on this planet.

#258 Naw, I'm pretty sure there are far worse shows out there!

dude is probably a fag anyway. don't let one douche bag get you down!


Lol embaressing!

TaylorTotsYumm 10


itchyballs 0

thats what ypu get for being an ugly sob

devilyy 2

Good! Now you made me hungry! >:P

the_flirtt 0

I hate mustard !!

the_flirtt 0

ketchup is better

the_flirtt 0

hah everybody has thier own personal preference

Honey mustard beats everything.

Raleigh_bruh 7

Honey mustard is disgusting. :D

FFML_314 11

Yeah Zach, that is if you love the taste of your own vomit.

FFML_314 11

Flirt that backpack is not a good idea when you're shirtless.

You two are crazy. Honey mustard on sandwhiches and fries is Amazing. Can't be beat.

Raleigh_bruh 7

Pepper = best condiment. :]

FFML_314 11

No. Honey mustard is good for one thing and one thing only..

And what is that Anna?

FFML_314 11

Oh, I can't tell you that.

Agree with #102. BBQ just pwns. Nuff said.

Raleigh_bruh 7

Oh damn, I did tell you that huh Bianca? :/ Weeeeell, I can still have an opinion about it; and I think it's disgusting. :]

FFML_314 11

Ranch. That is all.

Raleigh_bruh 7

I wish Bianca would even attempt to cut me.. She knows what will happen if she tries. :]

Raleigh_bruh 7

Thank you, Captain. :] Bianca, I'm well aware you're not scared of me; and in all honesty I don't want you to be. I just want you to be aware that attempting to hurt me might get you beat up by some very high up people. :)

Raleigh_bruh 7

Weeell #144 I don't hit females, but I assume by your retort to my post that you do? Niiiice. :P Bianca, get in my square. :] Lol, I've always wanted to say that to someone..

Raleigh_bruh 7

Nope, get in my square translates to the exact opposite actually. :] You would do Chris Brown as in sleep with him? Wow.. Why is everything you type not coming out right lately? :| Also, I know you don't hate me because you've told me otherwise. :)

Raleigh_bruh 7

Just because I don't want to share them with YOU makes me greedy..? Ooookay then. :P And you started it...

Raleigh_bruh 7

You really should think about agreeing with me more often. You might like it, who knows. :P

Raleigh_bruh 7

I beg to differ. :]

Mustard on a sammie, ketchup on everything else.

FMGrammar 0

175-Ty for the break in comment flirt :)

Raleigh_bruh 7

Pepper is a condiment and a spice. :]

FFML_314 11

Why do you assume he puts salt on his hotdog? I didn't know you only used condiments on hot dogs?

Raleigh_bruh 7

Bianca, I'd put pepper on a hotdog in a heartbeat. :]

Chrisskiies 0

Everybody, plain is best. Not really, lol my ps3 is dead D:  not really but i can't see anything when its turned on. :(

pfft. black people arguments

Raleigh_bruh 7

You just automatically give guys your number that lick their lips at you? Lol, FYL.

Raleigh_bruh 7

Lol, have you?

Raleigh_bruh 7

Don't lie to me. :o