Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML
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aKa_Bub0nic
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Time for you to ketchup with the times and realize nobody licks their lips anymore to show signs of affection.
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Kirashai
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...Yeah, he could've just tapped your shoulder and told you like a normal person.
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beachgirl332
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wow who does that anymore??
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gabbster95
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what lick their lips?
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beachgirl332
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yes lick their lips. it seems creepy to me...
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gabbster95
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well I mean it depends who's doing it and for what reason.....
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heyitsbrittany
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FYL. but oh so sorry
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ronnyBrets
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SPAIN!!! fuck yeahhhh
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gabbster95
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España !!!!!!!!!
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aKa_Bub0nic
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Time for you to ketchup with the times and realize nobody licks their lips anymore to show signs of affection.
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UsualSuspect_fml
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I see what you did there. although it was pretty obvious.
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GregDaBossMaster
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haha xD nice play on words
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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I wouldn't call it affection, but a guy did that to me once in a very obviously sexual way. Just sayin'.
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SkidBarbeque
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someone did that to you?!? .... gross
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aardvarkish
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68, do tell!
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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123: I was too disturbed to react, but I certainly could have "owned him," as you said below. While I'm not up to aardvark status, let's just say I don't necessarily need napkins to remove the occasional stray bit of mustard. ;)
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v_garcia3
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3: nice pun!!! haha
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G00N3R
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Punny
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Kirashai
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...Yeah, he could've just tapped your shoulder and told you like a normal person.
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SarahBearXoX
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he was probably doing it as a joke, or hinting it so he wouldn't embarass her...but he seemed to anyway :/
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howareyoulard
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haha, that's pretty funny
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msyelowbubblegum
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ew glee...
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sexy_babe_123
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I luv glee so shut up
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BeeHappy_fml
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glee is the most retarded show on this planet.
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nerdsgetmehot
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#258 Naw, I'm pretty sure there are far worse shows out there!
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underpaid011
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dude is probably a fag anyway. don't let one douche bag get you down!
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XoXoSLY
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Lol embaressing!
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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*quack*
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TaylorTotsYumm
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^lqtm
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itchyballs
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thats what ypu get for being an ugly sob
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devilyy
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Good! Now you made me hungry! >:P
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the_flirtt
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I hate mustard !!
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the_flirtt
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ketchup is better
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the_flirtt
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hah everybody has thier own personal preference
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illmatic2
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Honey mustard beats everything.
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Raleigh_bruh
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Honey mustard is disgusting. :D
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FFML_314
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Yeah Zach, that is if you love the taste of your own vomit.
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FFML_314
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Flirt that backpack is not a good idea when you're shirtless.
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illmatic2
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You two are crazy. Honey mustard on sandwhiches and fries is Amazing. Can't be beat.
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Raleigh_bruh
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Pepper = best condiment. :]
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FFML_314
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No. Honey mustard is good for one thing and one thing only..
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illmatic2
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And what is that Anna?
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FFML_314
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Oh, I can't tell you that.
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illmatic2
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:o Why not?
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rainbowhobos
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Agree with #102. BBQ just pwns. Nuff said.
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Raleigh_bruh
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Oh damn, I did tell you that huh Bianca? :/
Weeeeell, I can still have an opinion about it; and I think it's disgusting. :]
Weeeeell, I can still have an opinion about it; and I think it's disgusting. :]
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FFML_314
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Ranch. That is all.
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rainbowhobos
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#117, whoo! :D
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Raleigh_bruh
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I wish Bianca would even attempt to cut me.. She knows what will happen if she tries. :]
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Raleigh_bruh
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Thank you, Captain. :]
Bianca, I'm well aware you're not scared of me; and in all honesty I don't want you to be. I just want you to be aware that attempting to hurt me might get you beat up by some very high up people. :)
Bianca, I'm well aware you're not scared of me; and in all honesty I don't want you to be. I just want you to be aware that attempting to hurt me might get you beat up by some very high up people. :)
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Raleigh_bruh
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Weeell #144 I don't hit females, but I assume by your retort to my post that you do? Niiiice. :P
Bianca, get in my square. :]
Lol, I've always wanted to say that to someone..
Bianca, get in my square. :]
Lol, I've always wanted to say that to someone..
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Raleigh_bruh
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Nope, get in my square translates to the exact opposite actually. :]
You would do Chris Brown as in sleep with him? Wow.. Why is everything you type not coming out right lately? :|
Also, I know you don't hate me because you've told me otherwise. :)
You would do Chris Brown as in sleep with him? Wow.. Why is everything you type not coming out right lately? :|
Also, I know you don't hate me because you've told me otherwise. :)
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Raleigh_bruh
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Just because I don't want to share them with YOU makes me greedy..?
Ooookay then. :P
And you started it...
Ooookay then. :P
And you started it...
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Raleigh_bruh
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You really should think about agreeing with me more often. You might like it, who knows. :P
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Raleigh_bruh
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I beg to differ. :]
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CrazyCatCookin
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Mustard on a sammie, ketchup on everything else.
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FMGrammar
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175-Ty for the break in comment flirt :)
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Raleigh_bruh
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Pepper is a condiment and a spice. :]
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maddieclaire
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agreed.
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FFML_314
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Why do you assume he puts salt on his hotdog? I didn't know you only used condiments on hot dogs?
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Raleigh_bruh
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Bianca, I'd put pepper on a hotdog in a heartbeat. :]
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Chrisskiies
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Everybody, plain is best.
Not really, lol
my ps3 is dead D:
not really but i can't see anything when its turned on. :(
Not really, lol
my ps3 is dead D:
not really but i can't see anything when its turned on. :(
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chimpsndip
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pfft. black people arguments
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staticmoonmanX
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burrrrrn hehehe
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Raleigh_bruh
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You just automatically give guys your number that lick their lips at you? Lol, FYL.
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Raleigh_bruh
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Lol, have you?
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Raleigh_bruh
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Don't lie to me. :o