balkangirl94
United States 🌶️ Spicy
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Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML
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Grossed out
United States
You're weird, dude
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
fme
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my cousin came to visit from Texas. It would have been great if he hadn't groped me and whispered, "Incest isn't illegal" when he saw me. FML
whateven333
Gibsonia, United States
Weirdo
Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML
anon
United Kingdom
Freaked out
Today, whilst visiting one of my distant cousins for the first time in years, she came onto me. After gently explaining to her that this was inappropriate, she broke down in tears. Whilst I awkwardly comforted her, she started stroking my inner thigh, apparently still trying to seduce me. FML
Pinsky
Chicago, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Comeback
Today, I walked in on the guy I called a cuck in high school going down on my sister. FML
Anonymous
Graham, United States
Family matters
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Anonymous
Mountmellick, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Inappropriate
Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML
Anonymous
Amman, Jordan
Keeping it in the family
Today, my dad tried to hook me up with someone. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't my cousin. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Pants on fire
Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML
Thai that on for size
Silverdale, New Zealand
Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 14
"Well...only of you incest."
StoryOfTheYear 14
Sigh... If you*
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StoryOfTheYear 14
"Well...only of you incest."
linstar 13
#1 - FAIL
StoryOfTheYear 14
Sigh... If you*
farnsworth 3
As long as u don't go back in time and become your own grandmother.
SCREAM4meeee 0
I bet it worked. Those guys can be very seducing..
LightningCactus 12
6- Oh no! #1 Made a mistake! Oh well, everything's broken now.
changesinme 0
'Hey babe, did you know you look like my sister? Can I take you home and call you by her name all night?'
imaginaryvoice 18
At least you don't have to worry about him trying anything. Obviously you're not his type
ewputthataway 0
Yup, she's not his type. His cousin may be, though.
AsiaRoxxUrSoxx 9
*insist
ihasbrains 10
Really, 119?
VenomSiphon 13
Well OP, did you tell him you loved him like a brother? That's what you get.
kyarush 10
Ahhhh... Incest, the game the whole family can play.
eurostar710 11
Why when I click to vote on YDI comes up. It won't let me vote the other option. :/
chelseaaababyyy 17
119 missed the joke by a mile.
shadystyle 6
that's clever
chillyCholo 5
"Who's your daddy?"...
ibedestinie 0
I like how it's a "fail" yet he's got 100-somethings thumbs up and you're in negative! Nice going dumbass!
sniperchewtoy 2
I'd say try it. You just might like it. Lol
Llama_Face89 33
119- didn't quite get the joke, eh?
sjaytee 6
No, just no.
RacistPancake 6
I think you mean wincest.
Forever_AloneZ 7
UP BUTT COCONUT
imanshar 4
And the guy is??
brianjman14 22
Her dad.
GP14brBaller 5
A boss.
forkscop 0
And tell me why you just didn't leave?
emvictoria 9
How scary!! I would of just walked away
datoismyname 22
No you wouldn't have. You would have hooked up with him.
allard 14
That's my pic. :(
sislander 2
Have*
cudi504 4
How would that converstion start
rachaelheartsNY 8
"Do you have any siblings?"
cudi504 4
Then what "have you ever ****** one of them?"
Airman1988 9
I know your my sister but...
f_ckml432 8
"Incest is best, put your cousin to the test!"
chippedipp 0
Incest is best, family fest
6969awesome 0
"Hey sis you got a few minutes?"
notjohn 4
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.
flockz 19
"we already share a bedroom! and i know you're a ****."
brianjman14 22
"Incest. A game the whole family can play!"
Sielune 8
"I know you'd enjoy it, my mom already told me I'm great in bed and my sister agrees."
sheethapins 13
"You remind me a lot of my cousin/daughter. Not as hot, but close enough."
Haha_oh_wait 4
"So I was having sex with my sister last night...."
mnmolino 14
"you sure you're not my second cousin?"
KiddNYC1O 20
"I know mom always said no horseplay, but..."
great_cornholio 0
"so... have you ever been to Kentucky. I hear incest is quite popular there."
TheTerenity 9
"Incest is Wincest, siblings are best"
ikickgingers 15
I hear some guys like being called daddy in bed... But... ****. *throws up*
phoenixslayer69 4
Gingers, you always make me call you "daddy" out of bed. What's that about?
flockz 19
what are you talking about gingers? you always call me Mommy in bed...
ikickgingers 15
You weren't complaining at the time. O.o
phoenixslayer69 4
Well fine you wear the pants flockz has the skirt and I will wear the clown suit with a g string
ikickgingers 15
Flockz has great legs.... Like a thoroughbred. ;)
pittpsu75 0
That must have been awkward.
cduran2011 6
Was he your brother?
miserypoison 13
A little bit inside you died.
Sinamoi 18
You seem pretty sure about that.