Great conversation starter

By balkangirl94 - 23/12/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 439
You deserved it 3 723

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"Well...only of you incest."

Sigh... If you*


"Well...only of you incest."

#1 - FAIL

Sigh... If you*

farnsworth 3

As long as u don't go back in time and become your own grandmother.

I bet it worked. Those guys can be very seducing..

6- Oh no! #1 Made a mistake! Oh well, everything's broken now.

'Hey babe, did you know you look like my sister? Can I take you home and call you by her name all night?'

At least you don't have to worry about him trying anything. Obviously you're not his type

ewputthataway 0

Yup, she's not his type. His cousin may be, though.


Really, 119?

Well OP, did you tell him you loved him like a brother? That's what you get.

Ahhhh... Incest, the game the whole family can play.

Why when I click to vote on YDI comes up. It won't let me vote the other option. :/

119 missed the joke by a mile.

that's clever

chillyCholo 5

"Who's your daddy?"...

ibedestinie 0

I like how it's a "fail" yet he's got 100-somethings thumbs up and you're in negative! Nice going dumbass!

I'd say try it. You just might like it. Lol

Llama_Face89 33

119- didn't quite get the joke, eh?

No, just no.

RacistPancake 6

I think you mean wincest.


And tell me why you just didn't leave?

How scary!! I would of just walked away

No you wouldn't have. You would have hooked up with him.

That's my pic. :(

cudi504 4

How would that converstion start

rachaelheartsNY 8

"Do you have any siblings?"

cudi504 4

Then what "have you ever fucked one of them?"

Airman1988 9

I know your my sister but...

"Incest is best, put your cousin to the test!"

Incest is best, family fest

"Hey sis you got a few minutes?"

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

flockz 19

"we already share a bedroom! and i know you're a slut."

"Incest. A game the whole family can play!"

"I know you'd enjoy it, my mom already told me I'm great in bed and my sister agrees."

"You remind me a lot of my cousin/daughter. Not as hot, but close enough."

Haha_oh_wait 4

"So I was having sex with my sister last night...."

"you sure you're not my second cousin?"

KiddNYC1O 20

"I know mom always said no horseplay, but..."

"so... have you ever been to Kentucky. I hear incest is quite popular there."

"Incest is Wincest, siblings are best"

ikickgingers 15

I hear some guys like being called daddy in bed... But... Fuck. *throws up*

phoenixslayer69 4

Gingers, you always make me call you "daddy" out of bed. What's that about?

flockz 19

what are you talking about gingers? you always call me Mommy in bed...

ikickgingers 15

You weren't complaining at the time. O.o

phoenixslayer69 4

Well fine you wear the pants flockz has the skirt and I will wear the clown suit with a g string

ikickgingers 15

Flockz has great legs.... Like a thoroughbred. ;)

pittpsu75 0

That must have been awkward.

Was he your brother?

A little bit inside you died.

Sinamoi 18

You seem pretty sure about that.