Great conversation starter

By balkangirl94 - 23/12/2011 07:42 - United States

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Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML
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farnsworth 3

As long as u don't go back in time and become your own grandmother.

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SCREAM4meeee 0

I bet it worked. Those guys can be very seducing..

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LightningCactus 12

6- Oh no! #1 Made a mistake! Oh well, everything's broken now.

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changesinme 0

'Hey babe, did you know you look like my sister? Can I take you home and call you by her name all night?'

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imaginaryvoice 18

At least you don't have to worry about him trying anything. Obviously you're not his type

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ewputthataway 0

Yup, she's not his type. His cousin may be, though.

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VenomSiphon 13

Well OP, did you tell him you loved him like a brother? That's what you get.

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kyarush 10

Ahhhh... Incest, the game the whole family can play.

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eurostar710 11

Why when I click to vote on YDI comes up. It won't let me vote the other option. :/

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chillyCholo 5

"Who's your daddy?"...

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ibedestinie 0

I like how it's a "fail" yet he's got 100-somethings thumbs up and you're in negative! Nice going dumbass!

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sniperchewtoy 2

I'd say try it. You just might like it. Lol

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Llama_Face89 33

119- didn't quite get the joke, eh?

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cudi504 4

How would that converstion start

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rachaelheartsNY 8

"Do you have any siblings?"

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cudi504 4

Then what "have you ever ****** one of them?"

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Airman1988 9

I know your my sister but...

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f_ckml432 8

"Incest is best, put your cousin to the test!"

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notjohn 4

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

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flockz 19

"we already share a bedroom! and i know you're a ****."

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brianjman14 22

"Incest. A game the whole family can play!"

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Sielune 8

"I know you'd enjoy it, my mom already told me I'm great in bed and my sister agrees."

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sheethapins 13

"You remind me a lot of my cousin/daughter. Not as hot, but close enough."

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Haha_oh_wait 4

"So I was having sex with my sister last night...."

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mnmolino 14

"you sure you're not my second cousin?"

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KiddNYC1O 20

"I know mom always said no horseplay, but..."

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great_cornholio 0

"so... have you ever been to Kentucky. I hear incest is quite popular there."

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TheTerenity 9

"Incest is Wincest, siblings are best"

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ikickgingers 15

I hear some guys like being called daddy in bed... But... ****. *throws up*

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phoenixslayer69 4

Gingers, you always make me call you "daddy" out of bed. What's that about?

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flockz 19

what are you talking about gingers? you always call me Mommy in bed...

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ikickgingers 15

You weren't complaining at the time. O.o

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phoenixslayer69 4

Well fine you wear the pants flockz has the skirt and I will wear the clown suit with a g string

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ikickgingers 15

Flockz has great legs.... Like a thoroughbred. ;)

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pittpsu75 0

That must have been awkward.

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Sinamoi 18

You seem pretty sure about that.

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