New creepypasta

By pokeballbra - 17/10/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with, "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 066
You deserved it 4 072

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pronounciations 5

Seems legit.

I'm sure he meant it in the nicest way possible.


pronounciations 5

Seems legit.

Society doesn't

Man pedobear is the soceity

Tell him your bf is Chuck Norris

LiveLaughFML 10

this FML reminds me of the "Mr and Mrs. Smith" when Brad tells Angelina he was married before her and she responds with "what's her name and social security number?" :~)

he just Wants to skin your bosyfriend and make you a lovley chair

boyfriend fuck you auto correct you never work when I need you its like having erectile disfuntion

I was the old man...

AUTOCORRECT If you had it, you'd know it's spelled dysfunction

melikeyturtles 3

Well he said it never worked when he needs it...he proved his point.

yes I realized like a minute later if you miss an early letter you're fuck with suggestions on how to spell the word

Thank you #1 I luld so hard haha

Brittaneyyy 0

a man with goals?

in the old mans situation once you said you already had a boyfriend I would say I don't mind as long as we don't make eye contact or cross swords

I wud say i have a rock Oh im srry i thought we were talking about things that dident matter my bad ;)

She never said he was old just creepy

I would say I have a math test. Oh sorry I thought we were talking about things we can cheat on;) bahahaha

I'm sure he meant it in the nicest way possible.

Awww he's creeping on you....

Going to these lengths, just for you OP? He seems like a keeper. Just don't cheat on him or make him angry.

rexgar2000 10

OP must be insanely hot for the creeper to say that.... hmmm I wonder.

Run, run fast and hard and don't look back. Wait aren't you from Texas… put a slug in his shoulder and tel him no

ppeanutbutter 1

is that really possible?

Good luck with that. =]

Anyone else think of Mr.Mosbey from Suite Life?

yeah! he just didnt give a fuck (:

Everybody do tha creep ;] Lonely island [ftw]

saIty 17

Well if I was in your situation I would have responded with "that's what she said" for all his sexual comments.

Yeah.. Because that's what your supposed to do when somebody's sexually harassing you.

And then you would have been raped for your stupidity.

That's dumb as shit

How is that helpful

How old are you, 9?

Sounds more like 8.

Ask the guy for his name so you can get him tracked down and put into an institution.

or ask him for his number cause he seems like a nice guy and you can catch up later

If he has no problem with murder I doubt a restraining order will do much to detour him..

nollid7 5

Ya he has good intentions, yet it's spelled deter, not detour. Lol damn, some people suck at spelling.

Seems like the guy has a future with restraining orders, if he doesnt have one already against someone.

Wouldn't they have it against him?

That's pretty f***ed

*Draws noose* You only get six more tries,Don't let the man be hung.

It'd be more f***ed if she told him his name

UrLyfSuxx 0

Make up a name.

What happens when they kill that random :(

I think that's the point

txgirl2013 14

I would find that flattering.

ikickgingers 15


ikickgingers 15

Mogwai!!!!!!! Want!!!!!

chubby_choco 17 have issues.

MarjoCupcake 11

He's a keeper!

mgsoloist 14

Creeper* Oh someone beat me to it...jk.