Society doesn't

Man pedobear is the soceity

Tell him your bf is Chuck Norris

this FML reminds me of the "Mr and Mrs. Smith" when Brad tells Angelina he was married before her and she responds with "what's her name and social security number?" :~)

he just Wants to skin your bosyfriend and make you a lovley chair

boyfriend fuck you auto correct you never work when I need you its like having erectile disfuntion

I was the old man...

AUTOCORRECT If you had it, you'd know it's spelled dysfunction

Yo

Well he said it never worked when he needs it...he proved his point.

yes I realized like a minute later if you miss an early letter you're fuck with suggestions on how to spell the word

Thank you #1 I luld so hard haha

a man with goals?

in the old mans situation once you said you already had a boyfriend I would say I don't mind as long as we don't make eye contact or cross swords

I wud say i have a rock Oh im srry i thought we were talking about things that dident matter my bad ;)

She never said he was old just creepy

I would say I have a math test. Oh sorry I thought we were talking about things we can cheat on;) bahahaha

Awww he's creeping on you....

Going to these lengths, just for you OP? He seems like a keeper. Just don't cheat on him or make him angry.

OP must be insanely hot for the creeper to say that.... hmmm I wonder.

Run, run fast and hard and don't look back. Wait aren't you from Texas… put a slug in his shoulder and tel him no

is that really possible?

Lol

Anyone else think of Mr.Mosbey from Suite Life?

yeah! he just didnt give a fuck (:

Everybody do tha creep ;] Lonely island [ftw]

Yeah.. Because that's what your supposed to do when somebody's sexually harassing you.

And then you would have been raped for your stupidity.

That's dumb as shit

How is that helpful

How old are you, 9?

Sounds more like 8.

or ask him for his number cause he seems like a nice guy and you can catch up later

If he has no problem with murder I doubt a restraining order will do much to detour him..

Ya he has good intentions, yet it's spelled deter, not detour. Lol damn, some people suck at spelling.

Wouldn't they have it against him?

Fucked?

*Draws noose* You only get six more tries,Don't let the man be hung.

It'd be more f***ed if she told him his name

What happens when they kill that random :(

I think that's the point

Gizmo?

Mogwai!!!!!!! Want!!!!!

...you have issues.

*creeper

Creeper* Oh someone beat me to it...jk.