ya or just walk by him/her and rip ass in his/her face

american? sue him.

sit next to him anyway

This FML reminds me of the What Would You Do? Episode where they tested how your appearance affects people's treatment of you..

I love New York

You gotta look at the positive side, you got to see the crazy side of New York AND a free soda!!!!

Maybe it was taken?

I love What Would You Do?

OP, Y U NO PIMP SLAP KID IN FACE?

I don't think spitting on him is as bad as getting a soda thrown in your face...

holy shit your picture

I wanna know why she deserved it. cuz I dont think she did.

Lmao I laughed at this

Gotta love New York!

Psh. Gotta love America in general, were all cocky assholes :)

so was it a no..?

Thank you 117 :). That was when I was a try hard

Thank you 117 :). It's from when I was a try hard

You must have boosted thts not legit...

Thank god I'm gorgeous.

1's pic cud be of anyone Mebbe it's not him?

should have stopped being a prick and sat next to him...

what's up with all the fmls involving bus seat ordeals?

Maybe he thought you asked if HE was taken?

147, look at my teams scores. How could we have boosted?

Spitting on someone is the lowest of the lows. A good punch right in the face ought to be sufficient.

NO!! The soda!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!

there are so many I was on the bus FML's that you should just expect it

47- yeah, YDI for riding the bus

hideous ppl should try to sit with other pole always ends bad... jk

well they do live in New York

"Him"

Well you have failed. 3 just said it's nuts because like 3 was unsure of what the gender was. I am unsure of 3's gender so I kept saying 3 :). Also if you're correcting 3 do it right, it's "he is" or "he's."

Sassypants strikes again...

never hit a guys nuts...

I actually think

it says 'him' you dipshit.

I think 8 was referencing the actual FML.

Thank you, Silence :)

She was quoting the FML, you fucking moron.

if a girl ever hits my nuts and I didn't lay a hand on her...... -shudders- hit me anywhere but my balls.

I just relized she said him in the FML, damn I fail :(

It's all good :)

it really is. sorry op:( but this is America for ya...

Look on the bright side. You got a free soda! Just lick it off your shirt and face. :)

don't be dicks i was kidding :

No one even said anything -_- for all you know the comments could have been filled with rainbows and unicorns

yeah but he knew because people had thumbed his comment down.

he had no thumbs at all when i first replied.

I wish I could bake a cake with rainbow on it & we could all be happy.

#71, Do you even go here?

No, I just have a lot of feelings.

Looool

Or he figured OP wouldn't want to sit next to him after that and he'd have the seat to himself. Should've plopped your wet, sticky self down right next to him and talked non-stop the entire ride.

he probably would have just thrown more soda

no. I didn't get the memo at the meeting. :(

don't expect many fmlers to get that straight away

Harharhar. You are sprite on! (That was really..lame, but.)

7- First thing to make me laugh in literally days.. I need a life.

That was funny! I donut know how you thought of that.

I think it's my 'can'-do attitude which makes me a very 'bubbly' person

dumb...

Oh my god. It took me minutes to find that out! Hahahah!

Dick.

^that's what I'm sayin^ why would you write that? asshole.

Because they were on a bus that I'm assuming was crowded?

^that's what I'm sayin^ why would you write that? asshole.

uhhhhm what's your problem?? take it easy there scout, gosh.