By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 810
You deserved it 3 714

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

sounds like u got a hot date

YDI for not making the first move. If you would have said "hey big boy, I bet you're sexy and jacked underneath all those rolls!" then he would have likely suffered a heart attack and died on the spot, therefore preventing everything.

Comments

tweetbaby14 18

I thought you liked my stench :(. you said it got you hot.

should of made his day and kiss him and flirt

You should have moved. YDI for staying there.

you should get a ccw license and then tell him to fuck off.

You say it like it's a bad thing.

hey hey hey i dont want sound rude but dont be a pussy walk away

I'd be ecstatic if Fat Bastard sat next to me!

You could have shanked him. Don't pretend to be the victim because you were too pussy to tell him to leave you alone.

YDI it for dealing with it until your stop. you can't stand up for yourself? or at least get up and move?

that is a normal reaction, op. you are a real person, a real women, which means that you lack rights. you judged a book by it's cover. maybe he was a nice guy and wanted to make a conversation with you. but... you lacked the intelligence to realize that. hahahah I kid yet again. no one get offended. I'm sure people will post something though.

big fat smelly guys need loving too

3 miles isn't that far...

total ydi. tell him to take his arm off of you. if he's too damn fat to sit in the seat with his arm beside him too bad. then get up and move so he's not rubbing his blubber and stench on you for the rest of the trip.

Then they should make themselves loveable.

Why does the 1950s bodybuilder guy look so red? His body is not proportioned like fit people these days. He looks like he's from the 50s. Nobody goes for the big Hulk Hogan stomach anymore. They go for 6 pack abs.

OMG 3 MILES. BFD OP.

Really? You seem to like the 'Faggot' word very much. Rolls off your tongue so easily, doesn't it? You don't think it can hurt others' feelings? How about if I am constantly calling you 'Paki' or 'Sand Nigger' since you're from Arab. PS: Yeah, it's really hard to believe you go to the gym since your body looks so uneven and unkept and your stomach looks so gigantic. Do more sit ups then you can show off your body.

It's not that far, but it's not like they're going 60mph. It could been a good ten minutes of that...

oh no 3 miles that's like 3 minutes

sounds like u got a hot date

yea! you should have went ahead and got his number!!

aww u culda atleast giv him a bj ur soo rude!

cough! whore cough!

85-Did you pass english class?

sounds like you should have moved. I will never understand why people stay in uncomfortable situations when they could easily change seats or stand somewhere else.

I would have punched his nuts.

Carry mace. Maybe it'll fix both his smell and his ugly if you spray it in his face.

fat people need loving too

looks like you will be getting off quickly ;-)

And the worst part is, that's the most action you've seen in months!

looooollllll !!!!

ROFL that was actually funny. like, REALLY funny.

tweetbaby14 18

and that is relevant how?

more cushion for the pushin *wink*

reminds me of my plane ride back from nyc