By Fat Bastard - 20/05/2019 04:02

Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 728
You deserved it 285

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This needs more info... Is he young and has he heard you say you want to lose weight?

Life hack: if you drink it all at once you’ll get even fatter.

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That goes great with cake — especially a corner piece with three faces of icing.

This needs more info... Is he young and has he heard you say you want to lose weight?

Life hack: if you drink it all at once you’ll get even fatter.

Atleast he cares about you :)

Give him some penis enlargement literature with a "Sorry, Genetics" Post-it note.