FML : Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved...

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Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By needanewride / Friday 16 November 2012 02:40 / United States - Newton Center

Transportation

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By HighGTurn | 12

#5154240 - Friday 16 November 2012 8:58

You didn't bother to say anything?

By Anti666 | 17

#5154231 - Friday 16 November 2012 8:57

That's pretty gross man.

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By Anti666 | 17

#5154231 - Friday 16 November 2012 8:57

That's pretty gross man.

StalkerChick | 13

#5154295 - Friday 16 November 2012 9:03

This is one of the few times I condone punching someone in the sack.

breathemein | 10

#5154858 - Friday 16 November 2012 14:37

Oh no I live in MA too, hopefully I won't run into that guy on the train.. Hopefully it wasn't the green line.

airforce987 | 20

#5154934 - Friday 16 November 2012 15:37

MA? I live in MA! I thought this stuff only happened in Japan! Shit OP, punch that fucker in the face!

BoCo_fml | 9

#5154945 - Friday 16 November 2012 15:42

77- It probably was the green line, it's gross like that.

OP- You should really stand up for yourself. Never let someone violate you like that.

By sajupt | 17

#5154236 - Friday 16 November 2012 8:58

Shud have squeezed/punched his crotch...

MormonPornstar | 7

#5154343 - Friday 16 November 2012 9:13

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

wallandpiece | 16

#5154358 - Friday 16 November 2012 9:17

He means either would have been acceptable solutions.

Shadow_Phantom | 26

#5154419 - Friday 16 November 2012 9:41

If you do it hard enough, you'll get the same effect.

Mideoyeo | 12

#5154617 - Friday 16 November 2012 11:58

Sqeezing his crotch may have turned him on even more, should've just stood up and kneed him.

missamberrose | 17

#5154940 - Friday 16 November 2012 15:39

I agree that what the man did was unacceptable, but he could have had dementia or some other mental illness. OP should have asserted herself and made it clear that his behavior was inappropriate. For goodness sake she doesn't have to beat the man up.

NuTrees | 9

#5155014 - Friday 16 November 2012 16:04

I'm from Detroit. His ass would off got killed. Just sayin

goose12321 | 11

#5155810 - Friday 16 November 2012 20:04

bfsd42 | 20

#5156102 - Friday 16 November 2012 21:46

Ooh. You're from Detroit! You must be tough. Lol.

By HighGTurn | 12

#5154240 - Friday 16 November 2012 8:58

You didn't bother to say anything?

sens3sfailing | 24

#5154405 - Friday 16 November 2012 9:37

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

sens3sfailing | 24

#5154497 - Friday 16 November 2012 10:20

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By glki | 7

#5154265 - Friday 16 November 2012 9:00

Move seats maybe?

Charmillionaire | 9

#5154352 - Friday 16 November 2012 9:16

Key word: crowded.

spaboolly | 26

#5154494 - Friday 16 November 2012 10:20

OP also said she was holding the rail, which would suggest that she was standing and probably couldn't get away from the guy. I've been in similar situations -_-

By SirFawkes | 16

#5154284 - Friday 16 November 2012 9:01

A new mode of transportation is in order! Just hope the old man doesn't follow you.

OhAidan | 7

#5154568 - Friday 16 November 2012 11:39

If he does happen to follow OP, good thing he's old.

SirFawkes | 16

#5155781 - Friday 16 November 2012 19:53

He's clingy man, he's clingy

By btstig | 11

#5154285 - Friday 16 November 2012 9:01

You should have hit the old bastard in the nose with some rolled up newspaper.

By TrueTriage | 16

#5154287 - Friday 16 November 2012 9:02

I'm so happy I dont have to worry about crowded trains or busses in my town.

Dixbfloppin | 11

#5154363 - Friday 16 November 2012 9:20

Wow, how impressive. You must live in a fuckin' Utopia.

vannahlol | 6

#5155879 - Friday 16 November 2012 20:26

I have no idea why you're getting thumbed down into oblivion for that comment.. I live in a decently small town and I'm glad I don't have to deal with that stuff either.

datoismyname | 22

#5156087 - Friday 16 November 2012 21:41

8 you live in Alaska bro. I don't think there are trains or busses.

By HighGTurn | 12

#5154289 - Friday 16 November 2012 9:02

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By IOmnomHard | 10

#5154299 - Friday 16 November 2012 9:04

I feel like old pervy men are in abundance...Just because they're old, though, doesn't mean a kick to the nuts is off limits. (Though in old age, you might have to aim a little lower..)

gracehi | 31

#5154572 - Friday 16 November 2012 11:39

EXACTLY! Being old is no excuse for such behavior! I don't care how old someone is, if they're molesting me, I'm kicking some ass. They guy was probably deranged, but even so, you don't just let deranged people violate you.