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I was really hoping someone besides me would have noticed how much a relief this post was rather than "I saw a mall Santa doing X or Y and it ruined my little sibling/child's life".

What? She was just givinh santa some christmas fudge...

Well it's rude if you don't let her wipe with your beard.

"for Christmas I would like a healthy bowel movement"

All I want for Christmas, is poo.
Poo ooo babyy! :D

It's tough being Santa, sometimes you have to literally take crap from kids

She was giving you a big warm seasons greetings.

That ho!

"I bet no one has ever given Santa a present..."

72- what do you think the cookies and milk are for :3?

Thats to make up for all the evil things u mall santas have been doing to people this holiday season

Some ones going on the naughty list.

"That's for not bringing me jack shit last year."

Tis the season eh?

Christmas bonus.

well she was wearing pants... i hope... so it couldnt have been that bad! how did it seap through all those layers?????! thats sick!

hahaha thats a good en'

That stinks

You're not Santa. You smell like beef and shit!

Oh, how clever

Your nasty

Puts on sunglasses

What a shitty situation;)

No? Okay then, *sits back down

Merry Christmas?

Duke nukem ?

i hope OP's not into this kind of thing

Have a shitty Christmas, OP

3 comments, 3 shitty puns....
Four....

Anal secks luv liberal federalists july mr menses you idiot!!!!!

This comment annoys the hell out of me OH hahaha you made a pun... Someone is gonna have a lonely life ;)

Well ain't that shitty

Well ain't that a shitty comment

And quite witty, just not funny..

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That's your present from her

BAHAHAHA ;D Puns are fun ^^

he's shit out of luck.

That's what u get for never bringin them wat they want. They finaly decided to strike bak

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Chill. PM them if it bothers you that much.

well your comment was unnecessary .

What makes him a jerk?

Dirty Santa...

This was the most original comment I've ever seen!! NOT. Won't people ever learn??

Well when you gotta go, you gotta go.

who says it wasn't?

I think OP would have mentioned it if it was.

Fuck the Oilers!!! GO HABS!!! Sorry...

Fuck the Habs and Oilers. Go Sabres!!!!!

She left you some coal because you were naughty...

Yes. Jeff Goldblum taught me this.

The oilers are beast

YAAAAAAAA BUDDY GO OILERS!

That's a shitty situation.

That's a shitty situation.

That's a shitty situation.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

I bet Santa was like: HO HO HO and what would you like for Chris- wait WHAT the FUUU... Merry christmas, NEXT!

I guarantee the next person who says "that's a shitty situation" will get their comment buried. Just a guess..

and of course 5 out of 6 of the first comments have something to do with the word shit.

Well of course you muppet it's a shitty FML

Muppet?

Lmao, and your picture is a nasty ass pad.

You were expecting comments about candy canes??

Well, they wouldn't be about raw, bloody, itchy armpits...

Aannnd here come the puns...

OP it's a christmas miracle! :D

I could have sworn someone saying something bout Santa having a boner in a girls lap

Wait what? No pants or panties?

I thought the same thing !?

Maybe op is Jerry Sandusky.

No no 85, he said "little girl."

I see. I see. I shall now bend over and spread my ass cheeks for the thumbs down.

Guys, think about the stench and the moistness.

93 are we still talking about shit?

Excrement, yes.

Haha ya that's what I thought when I read this!

Such original comments!!!:D

Did she ask for some toilet paper for Christmas?