By Santa - 12/12/2011 21:45 - Canada

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
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forthepainx3 0

and of course 5 out of 6 of the first comments have something to do with the word shit.

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ThaBeasty01 5

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Mendara_fml 0

I was really hoping someone besides me would have noticed how much a relief this post was rather than "I saw a mall Santa doing X or Y and it ruined my little sibling/child's life".

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nalia18 8

What? She was just givinh santa some christmas fudge...

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enonymous 8

Well it's rude if you don't let her wipe with your beard.

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Damn_Hippster 11

"for Christmas I would like a healthy bowel movement"

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Meowingtons500 18

All I want for Christmas, is poo. Poo ooo babyy! :D

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changesinme 0

It's tough being Santa, sometimes you have to literally take crap from kids

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angrymexican 8

She was giving you a big warm seasons greetings.

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baseball6917 8

"I bet no one has ever given Santa a present..."

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midnightxloner 1

72- what do you think the cookies and milk are for :3?

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Tommananaze6T9 4

Thats to make up for all the evil things u mall santas have been doing to people this holiday season

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sExxicHiCky123 0

Some ones going on the naughty list.

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FarSide 22

"That's for not bringing me jack shit last year."

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xoconnie 8

well she was wearing pants... i hope... so it couldnt have been that bad! how did it seap through all those layers?????! thats sick!

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austin_elise9 3

hahaha thats a good en'

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ihasbrains 10

You're not Santa. You smell like beef and shit!

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Blacksabbath211 9

Puts on sunglasses What a shitty situation;) No? Okay then, *sits back down

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Jonkbaby 22

i hope OP's not into this kind of thing

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ImFrackinBored 13

3 comments, 3 shitty puns.... Four....

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paulie1998 0

Anal secks luv liberal federalists july mr menses you idiot!!!!!

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SebastianG 2

This comment annoys the hell out of me OH hahaha you made a pun... Someone is gonna have a lonely life ;)

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rexgar2000 10

he's shit out of luck.

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Beeftinkle 13

That's what u get for never bringin them wat they want. They finaly decided to strike bak

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KiddNYC1O 20

Chill. PM them if it bothers you that much.

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uprising_fml 0

well your comment was unnecessary .

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bitchslapped22 14

What makes him a jerk?

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graham11 14

This was the most original comment I've ever seen!! NOT. Won't people ever learn??

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LuxAeterna_fml 0

I think OP would have mentioned it if it was.

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Llama_Face89 33

**** the Oilers!!! GO HABS!!! Sorry...

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pie29302930 0

**** the Habs and Oilers. Go Sabres!!!!!

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CalCommando 6

She left you some coal because you were naughty...

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proski 0

That's a shitty situation.

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

I bet Santa was like: HO HO HO and what would you like for Chris- wait WHAT the FUUU... Merry christmas, NEXT!

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graham11 14

I guarantee the next person who says "that's a shitty situation" will get their comment buried. Just a guess..

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forthepainx3 0

and of course 5 out of 6 of the first comments have something to do with the word shit.

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supersmeg12345 10

Well of course you muppet it's a shitty FML

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FarSide 22

You were expecting comments about candy canes??

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leogirl95 12

Well, they wouldn't be about raw, bloody, itchy armpits...

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bigAC 6

Aannnd here come the puns...

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

OP it's a christmas miracle! :D

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Spinnmaster 1

I could have sworn someone saying something bout Santa having a boner in a girls lap

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PSQ91 6

Wait what? No pants or panties?

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purpleheartzz 5

I thought the same thing !?

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Androidz 0

Maybe op is Jerry Sandusky.

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shanemaximo 7

No no 85, he said "little girl."

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Androidz 0

I see. I see. I shall now bend over and spread my ass cheeks for the thumbs down.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Guys, think about the stench and the moistness.

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Androidz 0

93 are we still talking about shit?

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Awesomehobo44 3

Haha ya that's what I thought when I read this!

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thinkucandance 0

Such original comments!!!:D

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FYLDeep 25

Did she ask for some toilet paper for Christmas?

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