By Santa - 12/12/2011 21:45 - Canada

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 041
You deserved it 4 406

Same thing different taste

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and of course 5 out of 6 of the first comments have something to do with the word shit.


ThaBeasty01 5

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I was really hoping someone besides me would have noticed how much a relief this post was rather than "I saw a mall Santa doing X or Y and it ruined my little sibling/child's life".

What? She was just givinh santa some christmas fudge...

enonymous 8

Well it's rude if you don't let her wipe with your beard.

Damn_Hippster 11

"for Christmas I would like a healthy bowel movement"

All I want for Christmas, is poo. Poo ooo babyy! :D

It's tough being Santa, sometimes you have to literally take crap from kids

She was giving you a big warm seasons greetings.

"I bet no one has ever given Santa a present..."

midnightxloner 1

72- what do you think the cookies and milk are for :3?

Thats to make up for all the evil things u mall santas have been doing to people this holiday season

sExxicHiCky123 0

Some ones going on the naughty list.

"That's for not bringing me jack shit last year."

xoconnie 8

well she was wearing pants... i hope... so it couldnt have been that bad! how did it seap through all those layers?????! thats sick!

austin_elise9 3

You're not Santa. You smell like beef and shit!

Blacksabbath211 9

Puts on sunglasses What a shitty situation;) No? Okay then, *sits back down

i hope OP's not into this kind of thing

ImFrackinBored 13

3 comments, 3 shitty puns.... Four....

paulie1998 0

Anal secks luv liberal federalists july mr menses you idiot!!!!!

This comment annoys the hell out of me OH hahaha you made a pun... Someone is gonna have a lonely life ;)

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rexgar2000 10

That's what u get for never bringin them wat they want. They finaly decided to strike bak

danomite11 0

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KiddNYC1O 20

Chill. PM them if it bothers you that much.

uprising_fml 0

well your comment was unnecessary .

bitchslapped22 14

This was the most original comment I've ever seen!! NOT. Won't people ever learn??

I think OP would have mentioned it if it was.

Llama_Face89 33

**** the Oilers!!! GO HABS!!! Sorry...

pie29302930 0

**** the Habs and Oilers. Go Sabres!!!!!

CalCommando 6

She left you some coal because you were naughty...

proski 0

I bet Santa was like: HO HO HO and what would you like for Chris- wait WHAT the FUUU... Merry christmas, NEXT!

I guarantee the next person who says "that's a shitty situation" will get their comment buried. Just a guess..

and of course 5 out of 6 of the first comments have something to do with the word shit.

Well of course you muppet it's a shitty FML

You were expecting comments about candy canes??

leogirl95 12

Well, they wouldn't be about raw, bloody, itchy armpits...

bigAC 6
Xx_Dakota_xX 1

OP it's a christmas miracle! :D

I could have sworn someone saying something bout Santa having a boner in a girls lap

PSQ91 6

Wait what? No pants or panties?

purpleheartzz 5
Androidz 0
shanemaximo 7

No no 85, he said "little girl."

Androidz 0

I see. I see. I shall now bend over and spread my ass cheeks for the thumbs down.

KiddNYC1O 20

Guys, think about the stench and the moistness.

Androidz 0

93 are we still talking about shit?

Haha ya that's what I thought when I read this!

thinkucandance 0
FYLDeep 25

Did she ask for some toilet paper for Christmas?