Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
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ThaBeasty01
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shit happens .
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forthepainx3
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and of course 5 out of 6 of the first comments have something to do with the word shit.
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ThaBeasty01
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Mendara_fml
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I was really hoping someone besides me would have noticed how much a relief this post was rather than "I saw a mall Santa doing X or Y and it ruined my little sibling/child's life".
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nalia18
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What? She was just givinh santa some christmas fudge...
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enonymous
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Well it's rude if you don't let her wipe with your beard.
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
"for Christmas I would like a healthy bowel movement"
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Meowingtons500
| 18
All I want for Christmas, is poo.
Poo ooo babyy! :D
Poo ooo babyy! :D
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changesinme
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It's tough being Santa, sometimes you have to literally take crap from kids
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angrymexican
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She was giving you a big warm seasons greetings.
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theduff
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That ho!
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baseball6917
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"I bet no one has ever given Santa a present..."
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midnightxloner
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72- what do you think the cookies and milk are for :3?
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Tommananaze6T9
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Thats to make up for all the evil things u mall santas have been doing to people this holiday season
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sExxicHiCky123
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Some ones going on the naughty list.
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FarSide
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"That's for not bringing me jack shit last year."
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eili_fml
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Tis the season eh?
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umm_Talk
| 9
Christmas bonus.
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xoconnie
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well she was wearing pants... i hope... so it couldnt have been that bad! how did it seap through all those layers?????! thats sick!
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austin_elise9
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hahaha thats a good en'
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foreveraloneXC
| 10
That stinks
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ihasbrains
| 10
You're not Santa. You smell like beef and shit!
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Pandakins12
| 0
Oh, how clever
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kayomi
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Your nasty
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Blacksabbath211
| 9
Puts on sunglasses
What a shitty situation;)
No? Okay then, *sits back down
What a shitty situation;)
No? Okay then, *sits back down
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uniongirl02
| 0
Merry Christmas?
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catseventhst
| 0
Duke nukem ?
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Jonkbaby
| 19
i hope OP's not into this kind of thing
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hinchkongfang
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Have a shitty Christmas, OP
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ImFrackinBored
| 13
3 comments, 3 shitty puns....
Four....
Four....
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paulie1998
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Anal secks luv liberal federalists july mr menses you idiot!!!!!
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SebastianG
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This comment annoys the hell out of me OH hahaha you made a pun... Someone is gonna have a lonely life ;)
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lilmissdangerous
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Well ain't that shitty
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SillyFart
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Well ain't that a shitty comment
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ScaughtieHolden
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And quite witty, just not funny..
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blue_mist
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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TherealMort
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That's your present from her
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IndigoAcrylic
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BAHAHAHA ;D Puns are fun ^^
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rexgar2000
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he's shit out of luck.
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Beeftinkle
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That's what u get for never bringin them wat they want. They finaly decided to strike bak
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danomite11
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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KiddNYC1O
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Chill. PM them if it bothers you that much.
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uprising_fml
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well your comment was unnecessary .
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bitchslapped22
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What makes him a jerk?
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gregorrok1
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Dirty Santa...
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graham11
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This was the most original comment I've ever seen!! NOT. Won't people ever learn??
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_streets_
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Well when you gotta go, you gotta go.
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zombicidal
| 11
who says it wasn't?
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LuxAeterna_fml
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I think OP would have mentioned it if it was.
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Llama_Face89
| 33
Fuck the Oilers!!! GO HABS!!! Sorry...
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pie29302930
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Fuck the Habs and Oilers. Go Sabres!!!!!
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CalCommando
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She left you some coal because you were naughty...
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Yes. Jeff Goldblum taught me this.
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skittihorse
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The oilers are beast
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Awesomehobo44
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YAAAAAAAA BUDDY GO OILERS!
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proski
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That's a shitty situation.
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SillyFart
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That's a shitty situation.
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japtch
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That's a shitty situation.
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rachellooo
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
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I bet Santa was like: HO HO HO and what would you like for Chris- wait WHAT the FUUU... Merry christmas, NEXT!
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graham11
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I guarantee the next person who says "that's a shitty situation" will get their comment buried. Just a guess..
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forthepainx3
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and of course 5 out of 6 of the first comments have something to do with the word shit.
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supersmeg12345
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Well of course you muppet it's a shitty FML
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zoPwNAgEzo
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Muppet?
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AnnaMarieGoodson
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Lmao, and your picture is a nasty ass pad.
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FarSide
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You were expecting comments about candy canes??
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leogirl95
| 12
Well, they wouldn't be about raw, bloody, itchy armpits...
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bigAC
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Aannnd here come the puns...
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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OP it's a christmas miracle! :D
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Spinnmaster
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I could have sworn someone saying something bout Santa having a boner in a girls lap
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PSQ91
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Wait what? No pants or panties?
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purpleheartzz
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I thought the same thing !?
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Androidz
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Maybe op is Jerry Sandusky.
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shanemaximo
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No no 85, he said "little girl."
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Androidz
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I see. I see. I shall now bend over and spread my ass cheeks for the thumbs down.
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KiddNYC1O
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Guys, think about the stench and the moistness.
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Androidz
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93 are we still talking about shit?
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KiddNYC1O
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Excrement, yes.
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Awesomehobo44
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Haha ya that's what I thought when I read this!
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thinkucandance
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Such original comments!!!:D
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FYLDeep
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Did she ask for some toilet paper for Christmas?