Intimacy: Sounds hot - FML

Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 991

You deserved it 9 472

Father's Day: Daddy Chicken or Daddy Wet Hen?
Stories of extraordinary fathers, sometimes awkward but always hilarious. A family read! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 04/01/2010 15:49 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 325

You deserved it 7 922

Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 535

You deserved it 19 396

By waitforit - 23/04/2009 11:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 371

You deserved it 93 747

By Ah - 08/03/2010 05:42 - France

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 833

You deserved it 6 362

That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Spicy

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 299

You deserved it 396

By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 355

You deserved it 3 417

No kinkshaming, but come on…

By Erik Monkey - 27/04/2022 07:00 - United States - Chicago

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend finally showed me the porn she likes to watch. Amputees were involved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 023

You deserved it 258

By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Spicy

Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all this, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 133

You deserved it 5 108

By erpuchi - 01/12/2010 01:52 - Dominican Republic

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 512

You deserved it 7 030

Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 848

You deserved it 6 264

Next

Top comments

MysticMonkey 9

Wednesday 20 November 2013 0:02

You're ******* a pornstar? Not all bad!

thehumanlyhuman 7

Wednesday 20 November 2013 0:03

The fact that she suggested it to you makes me laugh. She must be pretty proud of her performance...

Comments

Major_Mess 8

Wednesday 20 November 2013 2:16

And your problem is?....

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Wednesday 20 November 2013 2:17

That's not that bad. This news ends with sex.

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Wednesday 20 November 2013 3:03

Did you end up watching it?

plagiarismo 16

Wednesday 20 November 2013 3:14

Pics or it didn't happen. Or a link. Or a video. Anything really.

reymon8823 24

Wednesday 20 November 2013 3:24

That's actually kind of awkward...

trolled11 8

Wednesday 20 November 2013 3:31

that must have been hard on you ;)

513cletus 11

Wednesday 20 November 2013 3:34

Unless she made it when they weren't ex's.

yerawizardlizzy 27

Wednesday 20 November 2013 3:45

Not necessarily

PoLLynomchik 11

Wednesday 20 November 2013 3:47

I hope it was a solo

astralvagan 20

Wednesday 20 November 2013 4:17

proof or it didn't happen!

2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11

Keywords

Awkward Work Haircut Mental health Neighbours Health Weird Dating Love Doctor Kids Parenting Christmas My ex Social Media Instagram Break-ups Crush Sex AITA Shopping Money Intimacy Anxiety Wanker DIY Relatable Weather Cars Miscellaneous

The Top

Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 465

You deserved it 13 070

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE ILLUSTRATED FMLMeghan's website : http://www.kawaiinot.com/ & http://www.murphypop.com/ If you want to be the next published artist, send an email to alice [at] fmylife.com including a link to your website/blog/DA. Bu...

I agree, your life sucks 1

You deserved it 4

The Top

Today, I was driving along when I noticed a kid struggling to push his car up the crest of a hill. I jumped out to help him, and he acted surprised to see me. Once we got the car over the hill, it rolled on down. I then saw that no one was actually in the driver's seat. I'd helped a vandal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 416

You deserved it 8 481

Today, I found out that a few years ago, when I lost my kids to my ex-wife, it was because my current wife secretly hated having to be their stepmom, so she conspired with my ex to ruin the custody hearing in my ex's favour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 858

You deserved it 168

Today, my family went on a family trip without me. Their reason for not bringing me? My older sister wanted extra legroom during the drive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 176

You deserved it 1 941

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 954

You deserved it 5 704

Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 522

You deserved it 1 977

Today, like an idiot, I accidentally included stuff I learned from snooping in my daughter's secret diary during a conversation with her. She's not happy at me right now, so I may have to polish off my old grovelling skills from when I was still married to her mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 125

You deserved it 2 397