Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend finally showed me the porn she likes to watch. Amputees were involved. FML
Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
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MysticMonkey 9
You're ******* a pornstar? Not all bad!
thehumanlyhuman 7
The fact that she suggested it to you makes me laugh. She must be pretty proud of her performance...
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Comments (168)
daniel_dd31 13
No better way to set the mood than watch your gf have sex with another person.
horneyhic 15
That's really true if it's a lesbian porno
ComoEsJuan 24
It all depends on one thing: is it with a guy, or a girl?
Gho5tk3y 17
Here's hoping the dude in the video isn't too much 'bigger' then you, cheers mate.
Odis12 11
Size only matters in ****. In real life, skill matters.
Voij 16
As #20 said, it's not always about the size, since women receive more pleasure from sex through emotional aspects than men do. Since she [probably] had no attachment to the other actor, he still has a good chance of satisfying her better than that guy. (Let's face it, most **** is completely fake anyways. So not being on par with a **** actor/actress does not mean that your sexlife can't be enjoyable.)
RpiesSPIES 27
How long have you been on FML to think that? There ARE some people out there that think differently from what you've said. As for me: I've no input, myself.
NagainaFier 16
25, what? On a side note, plenty of **** stars have admitted that they really don't get too much satisfaction from the guys (and that's putting it nicely), regardless of how hung he is. Bigger is not always better.
astralvagan 20
Jenna Jameson said Tito Ortiz did better for her than any actor except her ex husband.... hence, emotions mean more than just having a huge ****
Anumayis 34
uhm what? if it isn't the size of the ****, it is another proof women like emotional sex? it isn't about either of those. it's how well you know how to use your penis.
crazydave1998 6
those girls are fun..but i wouldn't give them the title gf
SpicyDuck 22
"Those girls"? Now I have never been a pornstar and I never will be but I'm pretty sure "those girls" are just girls too that look for fulfilling relationships like the rest of us.
AntiPrude 26
@21 Funnily i don
Enslaved 36
Now take video having sex while watching that video! She'll be coming when she's coming.
jojimugo 20
Am sorry but it don't want my gf to have a **** background
awkwardloveannie 28
if it wasn't girl on girl that must be the biggest anti boner ever for you
perdix 29
I think you have a little problem...
isallwaysme 27
I dont want to imagine thinking about my significant other sucking and ******* someone else. but watching them do that?! no way José!
Savner 16
Yeah if you're into seeing your significant other have sex with other people...
ndnpride88 25
Wait?? Is there a problem there? What the hell you complaining about? Lucky bastard
712sash 26
How is this not a problem? You never wanna know how many guys a girl has slept with.
awkwardloveannie 28
it would show your girl is exciting in bed but it'd be kind of embarrassing if the guys way bigger than you. plus not saying ops girlfriend has an STD but she could have gotten one from the other actor.. so there are several problems there
jmcr 27
I'd think that **** stars would be most aware and most careful about it since its their job same thing where in some countries where prostitution is legal the prostitutes get really good health care and have to visit the doc often