Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
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Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was really excited to meet his brother, since his brother is his best friend. One of the first questions his brother asked me was, "He did tell you he isn't the handsome brother, right?" Followed by, "You aren't a feminist are you?" FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, after meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, I found out that he, his sister, and their father enjoy talking loudly over the person who is currently talking, because what anyone else says is not worth listening to. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, a gorgeous girl was making eyes at me in a cafe, and she actually came and said hi to me. Before I could say hi back, my brother said to her, “Stop making eyes at my boyfriend you slut.” She left upset and I wanted to murder him. He thought it was the best prank ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
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O_EM_G 0
atleast the "nice" was thrown in there... :-
bummervacation 10
"Your bitch?" People still use that phrase? I thought it died along with "Hater" when 2010 ended. Oops, guess I was wrong.
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Comments (82)
funnymunky46 3
first!
EpicPear 0
Stop whining and take that as a compliment. Bitch. -_-
I_R_Genius 3
Is it me or can I picture his brother saying "nice" in like that surfer voice or the idiot from "dude, where's my car?" kind of voice?
timma90 4
It was more of an Italian accent for me, try it.
flotar 0
it's a Canadian accent... "eh"?!?!? the brother's an idiot, maybe op's boyfriend too if he didn't do anything after hearing that
kazumaslayer666 3
borat very nice!
derpina72 23
I read it in an Irish accent before I read the OP was from Canada...
juniorsgay 0
I agree with #2
bummervacation 10
"Your bitch?" People still use that phrase? I thought it died along with "Hater" when 2010 ended. Oops, guess I was wrong.
Feverrotes 15
No joke. I thought "epic fail" , the lame Soviet Russia jokes, Justin Beiber whoring, and the obsession of attention ****** wanting to be the first commenter on an FML all died off in 2010 as well. Now I know I was dreaming. A vast majority of our civilization has yet to move on.
afdude87 6
in soviet Russia, stupid slogan / tendency / people never die.
z620 0
well that explains it, they live in Canadia
Beanie2012 12
*Canada
mckibabe 7
I really appreciate the Justin Beiber part of this post:)
O_EM_G 0
atleast the "nice" was thrown in there... :-
ParadoxInABox 0
Agreed. Take it as a compliment.
kbourco 0
#4 I agree! Can't stand it when people say hater.
EpicPear 0
hater...
rockr_chick 5
dont be hatin!
maybaybe 0
I hate haters :)
OhShuttup 0
don't be hating on hatred, hater :)
ktrose 0
Haters gonna hate!
CrazyLaughs4Me 17
What a hater. You hating on the hatred of haters because they hate
TheAftermath 0
I hope you said something like, "Is this your brother? Damn, I thought you said he was good looking."
Pinkanani 12
Lol!
doggone456 0
^ LOL win.
Jizwold 0
y? he basically told the boyfriend that she was good looking and that he approves of her. y u gota be a bitch about it?
longchow 8
Aside from the offensive language, he said you were a "catch". for the compliment about you being a hottie, you totally deserve it ;)
schwancy 2
I think we can all agree that your boyfriend's brother is a douche, but you're not dating him so who cares?
afdude87 6
agree
ekky 3
i dont agree, u douche!
jonnyapples 7
you said "I think we all agree" right under someone who said they didn't
Jonkbaby 23
threesome?
MissFukMyLuck 0
fail