Today, I found out that a few years ago, when I lost my kids to my ex-wife, it was because my current wife secretly hated having to be their stepmom, so she conspired with my ex to ruin the custody hearing in my ex's favour. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, my ex-wife announced that she's taking me to court for child support. Her kids were just my stepkids and we weren't even married a year, but she apparently has a pretty good lawyer on her side. FML
Today, my ex-wife's kids, who I dumped alongside her and completely cut ties with when I found out they weren't mine, found me on social media. FML
Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML
Today, my new wife kept taunting and goading my ex into a fight. Now, instead of an amicable co-parenting situation, I have multiple court dates and a child support order. My wife won’t apologize and my ex doesn’t want her around the kids. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, my ex-wife brought the kids to me angry that she had tried to pick up some guy but the kids ruined it just by being there, so she brought them to my house because she couldn’t be bothered this week. The judge giving her primary custody is a travesty of our legal system. FML
Today, my my soon to be ex-wife found out I was telling the truth and never cheated. She wanted to get back together but I told her that we're too far into the divorce proceedings to turn back, and there's just no fixing our marriage. She then told me she's filing for full custody with no visitation rights. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, to get back at my ex, I told him he couldn't see our kids until he pays back the money he owes me. Little did I know, he'd secretly recorded our conversation and now I might lost custody of my kids for "parental alienation." FML
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Top comments
Plop 17
I think you misspelled "soon to be 2nd ex-wife".
cuz803 46
That better be ex-wife soon.
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Comments (6)
Plop 17
I think you misspelled "soon to be 2nd ex-wife".
cuz803 46
That better be ex-wife soon.
bleachedraven 14
Lawyer up, for custody and divorce. obviously family is priority over someone so hateful and deceitful. So sorry, chin up!
Lydmyers 9
you mean your current but soon to be ex wife? that's unforgivable.
Lucyferia Michelle 6
should've taken that b**** on steve wilkos show. expose her in front of everyone.
alex_jaguara 33
Sounds like she is just using you if she doesn't accept your kids.