Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend finally showed me the porn she likes to watch. Amputees were involved. FML
Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
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MysticMonkey 9
You're ******* a pornstar? Not all bad!
thehumanlyhuman 7
The fact that she suggested it to you makes me laugh. She must be pretty proud of her performance...
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Comments (168)
sickerthanyou 13
dude! that's freaking awesome! high five!
Gittoh 21
was she hot?
anon_e_m00se 8
which one!?
dpsvegas 4
This is your fault for not accepting her
edanielleh 21
there is a difference between accepting someone with their past and watching them have sex with another person. if op wasn't okay with it, that is totally fine
wormsirms 8
I remember said porno. I was also a star. Screw the neigh sayers.
gladlily 16
The horses? Screw the horses? I didn't know we were talking about THAT kind of porno!
MortenM 17
That would definitely make this FML a FYL
TheCaramelKing 11
It would only be a FYL if it was a gang bang...
TheCaramelKing 11
It would only be a FYL if it was a gang bang...
ao34501 5
Well a lot of guys want to have sex with a **** star so you are living out a lot of their fantasies
johnpaisley 6
Take it as a good thing she likes **** and she is a **** star
EmmaMK 35
Did you know before then! If she has changed jobs then it can be a fun talking point.