Intimacy, Sex, Weird and Porn: No kinkshaming, but come on… - FML

No kinkshaming, but come on…

By Erik Monkey - 27/04/2022 07:00 - United States - Chicago

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend finally showed me the porn she likes to watch. Amputees were involved. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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Freaky

By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 09:15 - United States

Spicy

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 830

You deserved it 5 007

By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Spicy

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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Roommates from hell, part 350125

By Escape! - 03/02/2009 21:38 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML

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By herve - 22/05/2009 19:50 - Lebanon

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By footfood - 27/06/2011 14:56 - Slovenia

Spicy

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

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You deserved it 7 725

Bed move

By wellokthen - 26/11/2019 18:00 - United States - Birmingham

Spicy

Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 171

You deserved it 286

By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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Top comments

JackWood 20

Wednesday 27 April 2022 21:27

I'd give an arm and a leg for a woman like that!

cuz803 44

Wednesday 27 April 2022 18:05

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! GET OUT THAT RELATIONSHIP ASAP!! CASTRATION IS ON HER LIST I GUARANTEE YOU!!

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 27 April 2022 15:20

Not the ones with Stumpy Blumpkins and Pegleg Meg? Um, my friend raves about them. Yeah, that's it.

poopface82 19

Wednesday 27 April 2022 15:35

I don’t know who those people are. I think I was happier when I didn’t know.

GlennQugmire 14

Wednesday 27 April 2022 21:06

Silly

cuz803 44

Wednesday 27 April 2022 18:05

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! GET OUT THAT RELATIONSHIP ASAP!! CASTRATION IS ON HER LIST I GUARANTEE YOU!!

JackWood 20

Wednesday 27 April 2022 21:27

I'd give an arm and a leg for a woman like that!

SirEnigM0nk 22

Saturday 30 April 2022 4:12

Would you give head too?

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Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML

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Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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Today, I was babysitting my 4-month-old niece at the park, when a woman came up to me and said, "Don't worry, dear. You'll get your figure back soon." FML

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Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML

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Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML

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Today, I'm working while my husband is the stay at home parent. The house is spotless, our baby girl is happy, and he's never been happier. When I stayed at home, I could never keep the house tidy, and she cried constantly. How does he do it? No matter how we do it, I'm always the one who's tired and miserable. FML

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Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML

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Today, I'm literally obsessed with one boy. I've been crushing on him for more than a year now and yet he still decided to reject me. I have been rejected like four times by now, so I don't think this is love anymore, it's definitely more like a obsession or something. I've lost so many people just because of him. FML

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