Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my...

By waitforit - 23/4/2009 11:42 - United States

Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML

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By redhusk89 | 0

#136942 - Thursday 23 April 2009 20:15

FAIL. Hope you've got good recovery time and she's got a sense of humor. FYI if you've got a live willing sexy woman with you WTF do you need porn for unless you were trying to talk her into a new position (or location). YDI because from where I'm sitting as a guy you just said to your gf she isn't hot enough to get you up AND you are so hot for the girl on screen that any stimulation will set you off.

P.S you made it almost 1/7 of the time needed by the way. According to recent studies the average time it takes for a woman to climax is about 7 minutes. Also another thing you might want to consider is that Men tend to be able to last twice to three times as long the second time.

Point is get a blow job then get her off with your hands or mouth. THEN tap that!

By Jonesy_fml | 0

#136889 - Thursday 23 April 2009 20:03

Maybe it was just. that. hot.

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By Jonesy_fml | 0

#136889 - Thursday 23 April 2009 20:03

Maybe it was just. that. hot.

allanaskye | 0

#1009718 - Friday 28 May 2010 3:03

maybe you should date the girl In the porn. haha..

iBhope | 7

#3225628 - Saturday 3 September 2011 3:24

kvsodeheowgwhpchx Sorry I just finished wiping all the jizz off my keyboard.

By Drunkbunny | 2

#136898 - Thursday 23 April 2009 20:05

Oh to be young again :)

By uhhuh_her | 0

#136900 - Thursday 23 April 2009 20:06

lol. Fail. I'm sure your girlfriend loved that.

AmericanGirl69 | 0

#2396035 - Sunday 24 April 2011 6:31

you sorta failed with your sunglasses. it's a little off there.

By ilikerainbows | 0

#136902 - Thursday 23 April 2009 20:06

i am very glad i am not your girlfriend.

lol, OP's sn is waitforit

By Jesse_Forrest | 0

#136908 - Thursday 23 April 2009 20:07

Porn is boring.

Just sayin'.

By I_am_stupid_also | 6

#136912 - Thursday 23 April 2009 20:09

"Porn is boring. "

Ur doing it rong.

jhoward7 | 0

#1036814 - Sunday 20 June 2010 10:09

hey 6, you're spelling it wrong. lol.

mif_fml | 27

#6050787 - Thursday 28 August 2014 21:45

His name goes well with his comment.

By mattmag | 0

#136914 - Thursday 23 April 2009 20:09

Haha your username is waitforit.

By gleidu77 | 0

#136915 - Thursday 23 April 2009 20:09

wow, that's so sad.

By uhhuh_her | 0

#136916 - Thursday 23 April 2009 20:09

Next time, how about you and your girl focus on each other. Try something new, experiment; don't put yourself in a situation to be done before it's even started. YDI

By lems18902 | 1

#136924 - Thursday 23 April 2009 20:11

How old are you? 12??? LOL