Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend finally showed me the porn she likes to watch. Amputees were involved. FML
Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
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MysticMonkey 9
You're ******* a pornstar? Not all bad!
thehumanlyhuman 7
The fact that she suggested it to you makes me laugh. She must be pretty proud of her performance...
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Comments (168)
ahh_rats 15
I bet you still got off tho haha
middlenamefrank 8
I put that YDI, but in a good way. EVERY guy should have a g/f that's a former **** star.
anotherbrittany 5
Because every guy wants a girl that's been through a who line of male **** stars. -.-
Sophie_Hart 9
How is this an FML situation. Shes what a billion men would die for. The straight ones ofc.
\ 28
It's called the "casting couch"
TogeBara 12
I don't get why any guy wants to watch his girl with some random person they had sex with for money. I've watched **** and on occasion still do, but I'd be damned before I'd want to put the image of my girl having sex with someone else in my mind, much less just before we had sex together ourselves. This, to me, is a total turn off and I'd probably leave her for being in a **** video. To each their own, but I don't want a girl that has been in a **** video. That said, making a video of oneself and their S.O. is different and a bit more personal. This is why I say FYL.
corporatescoundr 25
Good point 132... Good point
elusiveshame 22
You're complaining because...? Man up and realize she had a life before you. Accept it or move on.
godspeedkills 8
Now you have to tell us who she is, OP. Give us her **** name!
azisles02 17
Outside of thinking you were dating a virgin or the prono is her in a 30-way, I don't see how this is an FML. More like FMLIA, "F***, my life is AWESOME!"
Itsadisaster 13
A lot of people aren't looking at this in context. Yes, a lot of people would like to sleep with a **** star for some reason, and a much much much smaller number of people would like to be in a relationship with someone who was in a ****/was a **** star. Two entirely different situations.