Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend finally showed me the porn she likes to watch. Amputees were involved. FML
Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
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MysticMonkey 9
You're ******* a pornstar? Not all bad!
thehumanlyhuman 7
The fact that she suggested it to you makes me laugh. She must be pretty proud of her performance...
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Comments (168)
corporatescoundr 25
An actress that probably can't act very well and has had ejaculate all over her upper lip? And I bet very few of her fans or paparazzi rush her in broad daylight asking for autographs...
carelessxdanger 9
if its girl on girl, you got a keeper (:
drshn 22
Are you single?? I hope you are as much fun in real life.
penguin182 18
I am yet to see the downside to this...?
datboyscotty 5
I've always wanted to do that...
archos58 10
Dude...you get to nail a pornstar!
brandoneyez1 25
I must know what she was doing in said porno. Was she with another guy with a bigger tool?
JayThrntn 9
That's awesome .. Why are you complaining again?
flashback_fml 14
Lol some people like watching their girlfriend have sex with another guy
anotherbrittany 5
Staring in a **** and being a **** star are two different things. There have been and will continue to be some horrible **** made. Maybe she isn't even that good, if it's only one she was in its not like she's a Celeste star or Carmen Hayes. Just think of it like she just ****** her ex..... Society says that's ok. Although she may be a bit narcissistic. Keep that in mind!
LanceGoodthrust 19
To be fair, MANY actresses have had ejaculate on their lips... It's how they get a part