Intimacy: Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex...

By Anonymous - 04/01/2010 15:49 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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By Tiana - 29/01/2012 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

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Nobody's fooled

By sandy - 17/03/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML

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By FML - 12/08/2010 16:19 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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About last night…

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 20:08

Today, I woke up on the couch in front of the television covered with a blanket. Last night, I'd come home pissed from the pub, fired up porn, got my pants off and settled down for a wank. However, this morning the telly was off, my trousers were on, and I don't remember a blanket. I live with my mom. FML

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causelifehappens 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:30

haha at least you managed to not get caught in the act and chucked out butt naked

GanjAxZermA 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:18

wow that must have been really embarassing for you.. next time check where ur having sex.. and whose in the house or place

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crazyman315 2

Monday 4 January 2010 20:04

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2gether4ever 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 4:35

****-blocked by mommy. (:

1800getalife 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:14

congtrats this is probably the first major accomplishment of his life

GanjAxZermA 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:18

wow that must have been really embarassing for you.. next time check where ur having sex.. and whose in the house or place

thegr8dane 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:19

at least this wasn't incest, or else we'd have a case of an Undercover Brother.

WougieBougie 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:24

5th!

nerdygeek 4

Friday 2 April 2010 0:18

who cares?

hackymeal 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 11:40

obviously you do for replying to it

SulfurPlague 0

Friday 11 March 2011 6:55

me :)

Cristaderzi 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:29

Awww Its just your Birthday suit! Id feel awkward but then its not the end of world! You'll live!!...

causelifehappens 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:30

haha at least you managed to not get caught in the act and chucked out butt naked

Alchemist919 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:32

must have been really awkward, but at least her mom didn't realize what was going on

mitch707 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 13:48

Actually from the sound of it i think mum realised what was going on and went down with the excuse of a movie to break it up.

happyhak 5

Monday 4 January 2010 20:42

u had sex while ur gfs parents were in the house??? O_O dude...

LoudAsThunder 0

Monday 11 January 2010 4:58

..I've had sex while my parents were in the next room. ...What's wrong with that?

lexie425 10

Thursday 2 January 2014 20:18

Because it's disrespectful.

tbbucs 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:53

I wouldve made her turn off the lights and gone for the mother daughter threesome!

promarksman 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 3:40

good one

fatman217 0

Monday 15 November 2010 6:29

lol your a really funny guy

Benpie 22

Sunday 24 April 2016 20:33

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