Intimacy, Sex and Porn: That escalated badly - FML

That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Spicy

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 02:01

Spicy

Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2010 15:49 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 19:01 - Netherlands - Herkenbosch

Spicy

Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML

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Wanker

By alicia - 20/12/2012 22:45 - Canada - Montreal

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Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

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Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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Caught in the act

By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

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Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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By best_friend - 25/07/2011 06:43 - United States

Spicy

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

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By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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By bootyislife - 16/06/2015 20:01 - United States - Lynnwood

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML

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Top comments

JuliaKay14 33

Friday 20 March 2020 3:29

Why didn’t you just ****?

WistayShlaio82 13

Thursday 19 March 2020 22:05

Seems like you two need to talk more about your likes and dislikes. Kinks too.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 19 March 2020 15:46

It is weird. If **** doesn't carry the stigma of secret shame, then what good is it? If you haven't noticed, the acting is terrible and the plots are very predictable.

Chad Fehn 3

Thursday 19 March 2020 20:05

I think you missed the whole point of the OP.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 20 March 2020 2:34

Which is what?

Chad Fehn 3

Friday 20 March 2020 12:33

His fiancée was doing all of this with another guy. He was just watching. Finally, she kicked her fiancée out because it was weird with him watching her getting busy with another guy.

raven_of_azarath 34

Saturday 21 March 2020 20:15

That is not at all what happened.

fjvitt 14

Thursday 19 March 2020 20:55

Sounded very hot until you got kicked out....

WistayShlaio82 13

Thursday 19 March 2020 22:05

Seems like you two need to talk more about your likes and dislikes. Kinks too.

JuliaKay14 33

Friday 20 March 2020 3:29

Why didn’t you just ****?

distortedcognition 17

Saturday 21 March 2020 6:45

So whatcha doing right about now?

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