Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend finally showed me the porn she likes to watch. Amputees were involved. FML
Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
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MysticMonkey 9
You're ******* a pornstar? Not all bad!
thehumanlyhuman 7
The fact that she suggested it to you makes me laugh. She must be pretty proud of her performance...
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Comments (168)
Joshawott 21
Everyone has a past.
awkwardloveannie 28
my comment was for a different comment.. so it doesn't apply anymore
67FML 5
Yeah, but not everyone's past includes being paid to have sex with strangers......
jmcr 27
Its not with strangers they are coworkers
Raykyogrou03 12
wait, why is there no button foe "your life is great!"
awkwardloveannie 28
possibly because this website wasn't made for that?
token_blackguy 18
Did you ask her to do everything she did it that movie? link kthx .
olpally 32
Giggity. :) haha. But yeah, that sucks. Hopefully this was a long time ago.
kellyem2 20
Well, hopefully this wasn't going on in the context of your relationship. But hey, they're really strict about keeping people safe in that industry so once you get over the awkwardness it'll be ok.
happyfingers 15
You can say he's lucky for dating a pornstar but who the hell wants to watch their bf or gf have sex with another person? Definitely not a turn on.
JMichael 25
Or if anyone else caught wind of it she'd be named a **** and shunned for disgracing herself by thousands of women's rights activists.
nokturn_fml 11
Lol that's awesome
iknowiwantyou 13
I'm pretty sure Dr. Phil's son married a pornstar and no one gave a shit and Dr. Phil is still highly respected ....by some.
mosquito19 14
wow, you just hit jackpot