By ugh - United States

Smooth talker

  Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
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By  KEEK17  |  5

wow that can happen?

  MissMae93  |  23

108 - By dictionary definition, wit is "the natural ability to perceive and understand; intelligence." I have this strange feeling you picked the wrong screen name if you're never heard that saying before...

  aisthecoolest  |  8

A light saber? I pictured It being sucked into a vortex ;D

By  Diagon197  |  5

Dude if u lose your boner around a girl it could mean your gay

  aisthecoolest  |  8

You're. A. Douche.