Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML
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syki
| 22
So he was suddenly dumb, humourless, overweight, and ugly?
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zoPwNAgEzo
| 21
What a jerk off
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I_Punch_Babies
| 7
That just means he likes you too. He may even be willing to be your FIRST! sexual partner!
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Mr_Chow
| 5
What a wanker...
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GovernorGeneral
| 8
Aha first impressions like this usually get you to like the guy. Then you get to
Know him..and stalk his fb...and you find ..stuff about him that would turn people off :/
Know him..and stalk his fb...and you find ..stuff about him that would turn people off :/
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japtch
| 15
1 - Gotta slip that "First!" post in there somewhere. Very clever.
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zoPwNAgEzo
| 21
What a jerk off
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markrs
| 0
I don't see what's wrong with this FML. Silly girl, romance is for movies!
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LoonyKev
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If she's turned off by guys that jerk off then i don't see how OP has ever dated in her life :-O
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sadistmonkey
| 19
LoonyKev - She's turned off by a guy who she isn't even dating yet telling her that he's jacking off at this very moment. I think that's a bit different from knowing in general that he does jack off. I apologize if you were being sarcastic...
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kateheartswaffle
| 0
It's been nearly a year since I've watched Jersey Shore and I definitely imagined that in Snooki's voice. Okay, I am done here. *hides behind cat*
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peachesncreem
| 21
A guy jerking off to you ISN'T a compliment? And here I was getting all flattered each time.
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construction
| 7
Not to her
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TheSmoothDude
| 10
He's just being honest
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syki
| 22
So he was suddenly dumb, humourless, overweight, and ugly?
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Roevera
| 14
I didn't know jacking of changed an entire persons character!
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stevenJB
| 25
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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BeaterOfTheDrums
| 15
^ it's in Canada..
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imustbeinsane
| 2
Oh Canada! Oh Canada!
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
3- No, he's simply just like every other male. We need to swipe the pipe while it's still ripe.
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flippinsweet17
| 0
They were being sarcastic.
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jonegg
| 0
The opposite of athletic isn't overweight, just saying
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Keyganator
| 5
At least you now know he's honest, I mean that's a start.
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RedMosquito
| 4
And ambidextrous!
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danni218
| 1
pics or it didint happen..
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Hyde_is_Back
| 4
And a multitasker.
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WeezyBites
| 6
The man has needs.
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Dante17
| 6
People have needs like everyone else do, difference is that they don't publish it
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GoWithTheFro
| 9
What did you expect? He's a guy.
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yahoowizard
| 16
Yup, since girls never do that, now do they
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Darklord53
| 0
That's not a good excuse to say you're jerking though.
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hombrepollo
| 0
We whack off a lot. If u want a boyfriend u gotta get used to it what can I say
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ThisIsMyReign
| 4
And he was thinking the exact same thing in his moment of glory.
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SettoFail
| 9
Well, he likes you
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WearingHats
| 14
All three of them do.
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stewpididiot
| 11
Well , ya gotta realize that 95% of
Guys jack off... The other 5%.....
Guys jack off... The other 5%.....
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I_Punch_Babies
| 7
...are eunics!
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BeaterOfTheDrums
| 15
"Hey you think that girl is hot?" "no!"
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alstbv12
| 13
...lie about not jacking off.
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GoW_Chick
| 14
... are to busy jacking off to be a part of this statistic.
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RedMosquito
| 4
Tragically lost their hands in a chipper shredder accident.
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japtch
| 15
23% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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japtch
| 15
72% of all statistics are made up on the spot.