By idrathernotgiveoutmyname - 31/01/2012 02:50 - Canada

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Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML
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syki 22

So he was suddenly dumb, humourless, overweight, and ugly?

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I_Punch_Babies 7

That just means he likes you too. He may even be willing to be your FIRST! sexual partner!

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GovernorGeneral 8

Aha first impressions like this usually get you to like the guy. Then you get to Know him..and stalk his fb...and you find ..stuff about him that would turn people off :/

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japtch 15

1 - Gotta slip that "First!" post in there somewhere. Very clever.

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markrs 0

I don't see what's wrong with this FML. Silly girl, romance is for movies!

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LoonyKev 0

If she's turned off by guys that jerk off then i don't see how OP has ever dated in her life :-O

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sadistmonkey 19

LoonyKev - She's turned off by a guy who she isn't even dating yet telling her that he's jacking off at this very moment. I think that's a bit different from knowing in general that he does jack off. I apologize if you were being sarcastic...

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kateheartswaffle 0

It's been nearly a year since I've watched Jersey Shore and I definitely imagined that in Snooki's voice. Okay, I am done here. *hides behind cat*

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peachesncreem 21

A guy jerking off to you ISN'T a compliment? And here I was getting all flattered each time.

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syki 22

So he was suddenly dumb, humourless, overweight, and ugly?

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Roevera 14

I didn't know jacking of changed an entire persons character!

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stevenJB 25

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

^ it's in Canada..

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StoryOfTheYear 14

3- No, he's simply just like every other male. We need to swipe the pipe while it's still ripe.

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jonegg 0

The opposite of athletic isn't overweight, just saying

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Dante17 6

People have needs like everyone else do, difference is that they don't publish it

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yahoowizard 16

Yup, since girls never do that, now do they

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Darklord53 0

That's not a good excuse to say you're jerking though.

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hombrepollo 0

We whack off a lot. If u want a boyfriend u gotta get used to it what can I say

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ThisIsMyReign 4

And he was thinking the exact same thing in his moment of glory.

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WearingHats 14

All three of them do.

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stewpididiot 11

Well , ya gotta realize that 95% of Guys jack off... The other 5%.....

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

"Hey you think that girl is hot?" "no!"

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alstbv12 13

...lie about not jacking off.

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GoW_Chick 14

... are to busy jacking off to be a part of this statistic.

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RedMosquito 4

Tragically lost their hands in a chipper shredder accident.

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japtch 15

23% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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japtch 15

72% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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