FML : Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts...

Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shallowvomit1013 - / Wednesday 23 December 2009 01:09 / United States

Intimacy

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By musicislife1995_fml | 0

#732554 - Wednesday 23 December 2009 9:06

she still played with it... I bet it was funny to watch. loosen up (even though it's loose enough in basketball shorts)

By MyOwnDestruction | 0

#732608 - Wednesday 23 December 2009 10:08

I do the same with my guy. it's fun for some reason.

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By musicislife1995_fml | 0

#732554 - Wednesday 23 December 2009 9:06

she still played with it... I bet it was funny to watch. loosen up (even though it's loose enough in basketball shorts)

austinocappucino | 0

#976348 - Thursday 8 April 2010 12:27

hahahaha
soo funny...

jrkarikas | 0

#1006340 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 3:50

she's playing with your penis! how did you not turn that into at least a blowjob?

killerpenguin4 | 9

#1076323 - Saturday 10 July 2010 3:25

you fail at life if you didn't turn that into anything

sophie2212_fml | 0

#1988625 - Thursday 20 January 2011 11:32

there should be a win button

yoyoforpeace | 14

#5061192 - Saturday 20 October 2012 4:18

I love doing that!

By flinstoner | 0

#732563 - Wednesday 23 December 2009 9:12

I've done that before.

By opsyOp | 0

#732587 - Wednesday 23 December 2009 9:31

it's time to take off your shorts ;)

By MyOwnDestruction | 0

#732608 - Wednesday 23 December 2009 10:08

I do the same with my guy. it's fun for some reason.

SnowVixen | 0

#733822 - Thursday 24 December 2009 2:54

Agreed. I don't know why it's fun, but it is.

jenniferxxlou | 0

#976940 - Friday 9 April 2010 22:28

lol same :)

gntfmlingnow | 12

#3098326 - Saturday 13 August 2011 5:33

Remind me to hang out with you three women

EvilCupcake8361 | 9

#3196673 - Sunday 28 August 2011 20:43

I think it's pretty hilarious 2 do:P

By virshu | 0

#732644 - Wednesday 23 December 2009 11:46

if the fact that your erection is noticeable hurts your chances of getting some action then one of the following is true:
1. it's too small
2. ur gay and ur "gf" knows it while u don't
3. this post is fake