By shallowvomit1013 - 23/12/2009 01:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 028
You deserved it 5 418

Same thing different taste

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she still played with it... I bet it was funny to watch. loosen up (even though it's loose enough in basketball shorts)

I do the same with my guy. it's fun for some reason.

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she still played with it... I bet it was funny to watch. loosen up (even though it's loose enough in basketball shorts)

austinocappucino 0
jrkarikas 0

she's playing with your penis! how did you not turn that into at least a *******?

you fail at life if you didn't turn that into anything

flinstoner 0
opsyOp 1

it's time to take off your shorts ;)

I do the same with my guy. it's fun for some reason.

SnowVixen 0

Agreed. I don't know why it's fun, but it is.

Remind me to hang out with you three women

EvilCupcake8361 9

I think it's pretty hilarious 2 do:P

virshu 0

if the fact that your erection is noticeable hurts your chances of getting some action then one of the following is true: 1. it's too small 2. ur gay and ur "gf" knows it while u don't 3. this post is fake

Mx_Rider 6

lol i let my gf do this to me and no im not gay or small in any way, its fun, then we get to the business :p

perdix 29

She's played with your dick because it was probably dribbling. You need to take it to the hole!

misha1995 0

Haha, normally I'd say FYL but I think it's too funny for the rest of us :)