By shallowvomit1013 - 23/12/2009 01:09 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML
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she still played with it... I bet it was funny to watch. loosen up (even though it's loose enough in basketball shorts)

I do the same with my guy. it's fun for some reason.

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she still played with it... I bet it was funny to watch. loosen up (even though it's loose enough in basketball shorts)

hahahaha soo funny...

she's playing with your penis! how did you not turn that into at least a blowjob?

you fail at life if you didn't turn that into anything

there should be a win button

I love doing that!

I've done that before.

it's time to take off your shorts ;)

I do the same with my guy. it's fun for some reason.

Agreed. I don't know why it's fun, but it is.

Remind me to hang out with you three women

I think it's pretty hilarious 2 do:P

if the fact that your erection is noticeable hurts your chances of getting some action then one of the following is true: 1. it's too small 2. ur gay and ur "gf" knows it while u don't 3. this post is fake

lol i let my gf do this to me and no im not gay or small in any way, its fun, then we get to the business :p

thats cuz your a bro.

she should laugh when you jizz in her eye then.

ROFL. AWESOME.

She's played with your dick because it was probably dribbling. You need to take it to the hole!

Haha, normally I'd say FYL but I think it's too funny for the rest of us :)