By StretchNuts - 11/03/2010 12:50 - United States

Spicy
Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML
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At least you know she was having fun :-)

this isn't a FML. get over it. it's not like this is the first time you guys have slept together. it would suck if you just got married and found out she always giggled during sex!

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bahaha that is funny(: can you not turn her on?

maby she's in a good mood

I'm gonna lick your bajingo and then stick my peeps in so you hard baby... Ohhh yeah.

my boyfriend and I laugh during sex sometimes,when something is funny it's funny and you have to laugh,

Like I have said so many times before... It is not easy for men to talk dirty to us women, because what may seem really sexy to them, is NOT for us. So, OP you may have thought it was sexy, she obviously did not and so she laughed. So, I am going to have to say FYL for not knowing better.

where is snickerdoodle? she usually commonts on everything

you were having "getting it on"? is that a type of food? and before I get bitched at, I was making a JOKE about an error the OP made in his post.

married parents shouldn't do it, well the op and his wife probly don't have kids so nvm

YDI for saying "while having getting it on".

LMAO "Today, while gettig it on with my wife.."

tweetbaby14 18

uh dude it's just getting it on having getting it on confused me at first...

this comment wins. end of story.

at least u can make her laugh. long as she wasn't laughing at a small ding dong...

aww haha maybe your not very convincing on talking dirty.

2nd yaaaaaaaay

u r second... for now. bwaha bwahahaherm

Maybe you shouldn't say "Oh yeah, harder" next time.

that's funny stuff right there

get her done!

yea... only women should do the dirty talk.

Dirty talk is just for women? I don't think so. I get so turned on when a man talks dirty to me.

you look dirty bitch, go take a shower.. AND THEN GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!!!

That is a blatant lie.

At least you know she was having fun :-)

this isn't a FML. get over it. it's not like this is the first time you guys have slept together. it would suck if you just got married and found out she always giggled during sex!

I don't know what funnier the fact that you suck at turning on your wife or that she was laughing about it the fact that you can't.

wow that sucks. dirty talk can be funny but it shouldn't be funny in bed. it should be freaking sexy

Sorry bro, talking dirty, along with porn and horror flicks ALWAYS crack me up. I think it's the sheer bad acting.

next time that happens, just cover her mouth and pull yourself in deeper and harder. my ex was into that light S

couldn't agree more :)

S(and)M* i always forget about that ampercand.