By Anonymous - 27/02/2015 19:37 - United States - Roseville

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Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 846
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Just tell him that "your" dick loves fucking "his" pussy. Problem solved.

a brain fart over a real fart any day

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Omg. xD. did he lose his boner. I would have laughed so hard I would have lost mine.

Wouldn't you love fucking your own pussy?...

Just tell him that "your" dick loves fucking "his" pussy. Problem solved.

Shouldn't the quote marks go around "dick" and "pussy", though?

no, they shouldn't. it's meant to say that they own their partners' reproductive organ, thus referring to it as "mine".

lol he's a keeper ?

Are you sure he's a man? lol

#4 kind of hard to make that sort of mistake when everyone is naked.

a brain fart over a real fart any day

Maybe deep down he'd like to try being bottom one day lol

maybe there's another reason that popped into his head eh?

You should have whispered, i know

you gotta be able to laugh during sex. and who knows, maybe he got tongue tied because youre just that good in bed.

Or.... Maybe he was referring to himself in the second (third?) person and was calling your genitalia "his" in a possessive way.

That... Doesn't make sense...

It could. He could've gotten tongue tied, like others have said and mixed "I love your pussy" and "Yeah, that's my fucking pussy."

A third person would be calling yourself by your own name. I'm pretty sure OP doesn't really have a pussy lol

yes she does, she has her gender listed right there.