By Something I said? - 05/11/2013 15:26 - United States - Bronx

By Something I said? - 05/11/2013 15:26 - United States - Bronx
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I wouldn't be able to stop laughing either. In fact, I haven't.
I should hope they still kept going! Laughter is the language of love! I've had times where my boyfriend and I broke down into laughter over something during sexy time. It's something normal and fun. :)
I'm hoing to use this line just to see reactions. thanks, OP
"I will go up and down on you. I will rub my naked body against your naked body until it's raw and red"
You need to polish up on your "dirty talk".
Come on, give OP some suggestions on what to say.
"Bend over and touch your toes, I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
"I will gouge out your eyes and skull-fuck you!"
"I will carress you relatively softly!" Or is that going too far already? Don't wanna come off as a roughnut.
Cmon baby, tame my one eyed dragon.
OP needs to learn to walk before he can run. Start with the basics. "I'm gonna shag you silly, baby" and so forth.
"Everything I'm about to do to you, I learned at SeaWorld."
"Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread."
"I'm gonna fart on your face! and shit on these walls!! and pee in your mouth!!" - Brandon. err Brenda
#45 lol too much
So, how many of you are quoting Super Troopers?
"I'll dance on your boobies and jump up and down on your butt!"
You are what you eat, and tomorrow I want to be you.
114, perhaps read the FML again.
"I want to pound you like yesterday's beef" -Eleanor, The Mighty Boosh
Happy birthday?
I think most of us are laughing right now. But good on you for trying something a little different! Just maybe not that.
OP, stick to BEING dirty in the sheets. Maybe you guys should try kinky fuckery of some sort? Handcuffs and eye masks go great together. Just sayin'!
Your done inside....
You dumb idiot.
You Dicked It (down good)
Jesus OP you can't just say something like that You're supposed to dick her up...
You've gotta give her the ol' lickeroo first.
Lmaoo, ydi for thinking that was sexy. C for effort, F for assignment failed.
STFU for shut the fuck up haha :P
I'm guessing this is your first time dirty talking.
What's next? Him bringing a saxophone in bed to swoon her?
I don't know how to respond to most dirty talk :/
Sometimes spontaneity is fun, but maybe next time you should plan ahead and write some down first.
He'll have to write out a whole script next time to avoid this kind of spontaneity.
Google some.
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I wouldn't be able to stop laughing either. In fact, I haven't.
You need to polish up on your "dirty talk".