By Something I said? - 5/11/2013 15:26 - United States - Bronx
  Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML
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  Gingerette  |  8

Yeah. I seriously doubt any amount of love could keep someone from laughing at that line. I doubt it stopped the progression of things between OP and his woman, though, too.

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  etishuman22  |  32

I should hope they still kept going! Laughter is the language of love! I've had times where my boyfriend and I broke down into laughter over something during sexy time. It's something normal and fun. :)

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  TheAbstract  |  14

"I will gouge out your eyes and skull-fuck you!"

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  \  |  28

Uh, "let us unite our flesh."