Yeah. I seriously doubt any amount of love could keep someone from laughing at that line. I doubt it stopped the progression of things between OP and his woman, though, too.

I should hope they still kept going! Laughter is the language of love! I've had times where my boyfriend and I broke down into laughter over something during sexy time. It's something normal and fun. :)

What does that even mean OP?

I'm hoing to use this line just to see reactions. thanks, OP

"I will go up and down on you. I will rub my naked body against your naked body until it's raw and red"

Come on, give OP some suggestions on what to say.

"My dick is the truth. You can't handle it."

"Bend over and touch your toes, I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."

"I will gouge out your eyes and skull-fuck you!"

"I will carress you relatively softly!" Or is that going too far already? Don't wanna come off as a roughnut.

Cmon baby, tame my one eyed dragon.

Bend over and I'll drive you home.

Uh, "let us unite our flesh."

Theres a fine line between dirty talk and porn talk

OP needs to learn to walk before he can run. Start with the basics. "I'm gonna shag you silly, baby" and so forth.

"Everything I'm about to do to you, I learned at SeaWorld."

"Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread."

"I'm gonna fart on your face! and shit on these walls!! and pee in your mouth!!" - Brandon. err Brenda

#45 lol too much

So, how many of you are quoting Super Troopers?

"I'll dance on your boobies and jump up and down on your butt!"

You are what you eat, and tomorrow I want to be you.

My dick is the truth?! That beats OP's husband's saying hands down lmao

114, perhaps read the FML again.

It's my dick in a box

"I want to pound you like yesterday's beef" -Eleanor, The Mighty Boosh

Happy birthday?

OP, stick to BEING dirty in the sheets. Maybe you guys should try kinky fuckery of some sort? Handcuffs and eye masks go great together. Just sayin'!

Your done inside....

You dumb idiot.

You Dicked It (down good)

I may be wrong, but I think they were asking what "dick her down good" meant.

You've gotta give her the ol' lickeroo first.

Is that a Kangaroo from Lizard Lick NC??

STFU for shut the fuck up haha :P

What's next? Him bringing a saxophone in bed to swoon her?

By laughing maybe!!

I don't know how to respond to most dirty talk :/

FML should post a feature about dirty talk and teach us how to respond...

He'll have to write out a whole script next time to avoid this kind of spontaneity.

Google some.