Please don't do this
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sad! you stole your grandmas ring you cheapskate
damm now with all the stuff u see on here im not sure wat a true FML is ...but damm this here has 2 be somewhere close
got to say that's pretty said on the OPs part. did he think just because his whole family was there she just had to say yes. way to prove you are a rapist at heart.
your now EX girlfriend is a mean bitch... 5 years and she walks out on you because you propposed?!? I bet she's screwing someone else. Sorry man.
We saw this fml yesterday. Dude, don't do it at a McDonalds.
#48 win!
Yeah and in front of the family. Maybe she's shy?
lmao i love how it says ''from david'' then says (woman) xD
I guess you seriously mis-read your girlfriend. It sounds like she either doesn't at all have marriage on her mind or she is a very private person who didn't want to be proposed to in front of your family and a bunch of strangers (which, after 5 1/2 years of dating, you should have known).
major burn but that realy sucks
he deserves it for waiting so long. 5 1/2 years? Jesus christ man
Maybe she thinks that there's no need, the two of you were practically married before. Or you could be the guy that proposed to his at a McDonald's.
heh david is a woman xD. thats a new thing
omg 106 is Justin beiber!!!! I love her!!
Justin Beiber is the long lost Jonas brother and must die.
Amen dude
Libido obtrudes and my obdurate five digit sycophant flounders towards your belly's nadir I probe your lace integument but: Olfactory portent of viscous rumours! Rebarbative ruddy rill: The unxorious man's Extreme Unction Opprobrious yet mellifluous inundation Ineluctable impenetration: Women are thixotropic
Ooh, sorry about that one OP, but hey, there are always other fish, right?
: D
my question is what the hells wrong with that bitch that she wasted five years of his life...AND hers. maybe she used him as a security blanket. but you'd think five years in you would have talked about that shit by now, just wow
Justin bieber is my idol! everytime I listen to him he cheers me up :D but fyl that must be a terrible thing to go through. maybe she was just shy since the restaurant was quiet.
Justin bieber sounds gay why I hate most pop songs 1. record voice for 30 seconds 2. alter voice digitally 3. add beats 4. repeat recording 3-4 times and you have a pop song takes NO skill
Yuikes, Either David is an ugly woman or he clicked the wrong gender button (or her parents have a really sick sense of humor).
Damn that sucks well now you know she's not the one sorry. Hopefully you'll find someone better.
Can someone please explain to me why it's so terrible and he deserves it for waiting 5 years to propose? I mean, I know I personally wouldn't mind waiting. I figure, what's the rush? If two people plan on spending their lives together, why do they need to hurry into the official married status? Also, like this FML for example, wouldn't it be better to know the relationship didn't work out five years in verses realizing it doesn't work out three years into marriage?
If he had proposed two years in he would have learned two years in she didn't want to be with Him.
woo op's from ri!!! and fyl man that blows
i feel so bad for you this is one reason i gave up on dating a lot of girls will just treat you like shit when you try to show you care and they dont care they only care about themselves
seanreddog, she obviously wanted to be with him two years in because she was still with him at 5 1/2 years. You still cannot expect today's reaction with that of her would-be reaction 3 1/2 years ago. Whether she accepted the proposal or not isn't really the issue I'm trying to bring up. I just wanted to know why 5 years is too long without having proposed to a partner already.
:(
126 is a win:)
pffft dick...
120 way 2 b an ass
Last week, I dreamed I shot Justin Beiber. With a Carcano rifle, for those of you who would like to know. Turns out, my wife dreamt of torturing him on the same night. You can see why we're married.
amen dude
maybe she is afraid of a lot of people looking at her? like 'runaway bride' gets nervous when a lot of people look at her
yo 5 and a half years! what a bitch she don't deserve someone like u bro
r u lesbian cause op is a girl :S
he doesn't just sound gay I'm sure he takes it in the ass
haha that's funny u guys must be the perfect couple nowadays
that sucks! maybe tell her bf to propose instead. ;)
298 lmao hahahahhaha either les or made it up haga
The problem is that most of these words are not used properly. Otherwise, context in combination with the few words I do know would allow me to determine the meaning. For instance, if I said, "The perambulation of the pedal extremity is being impeded by the insertion of a foreign botanical offshoot," many of you will understand it, even if "perambulation" and "botanical" disorient you. Also, he's using colloquial or poetic meanings for some of the words. Such as thixotropic, which refers to the property exhibited by certain gels of becoming liquid when stirred or shaken. How is a woman thixotropic? Well, it is a metaphorical meaning to a word that very few people know, thus making his -- poem, nearly indecipherable by the common mlayman.
ah.. I see what you did there. nice strings of strings of pretty words. seriously. :]
@ #355...you've never read The Mars Volta lyrics have you? poetry...is poetic. yanno?
what is wrong with that some people just need time
lmao i did the same thing im sure 146 knew what they were trying to say but couldnt articulate it in a normal way
Yeah. When my friend was rejected he bece so depressed that he covered himself in butter and walked into the nearest Golden Corral. Police said that he was ripped the shreds and eaten by fat people before he had a chance to scream.
ahhahahahah(:
now that, was a win
hahahahaha
Lol that's so funny.
Wow I'm so sorry. Have you gotten an explanation? You'd think after 5 1/2 years she'd shout YES.
139, is it so terrible to want to express the amount of love and trust it takes to marry a person in front of your family? Who cares that it was in front of a restaurant full of people? Something tells me it would have happened even if was done in private. My sympathies OP, hope everything works out....
Just because your girlfriend is on crutches due to muscular dystrophy gives you no right to make fun of her "slowly walking out."
Nice
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Show it anywayWhat a fag if a guy gives a girl 51/2 years of his life she should say yes but dude there are other fish in the damn sea!
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Show it anywayThe OP's name is David. I think it's fair to say he clicked woman by accident.
Or "He" wears the pants in the relationship and makes her call her David... we will never know...
Well, you'd think that, but I went to college with a girl named Michael and have met girls named Kyle and Kevin and a guy named Stacey.
Maybe she hoped for something romantic instead of a mouthful of apple pie at McDs. YDI.
strangly enough I've actually seen fmls where the guy proposed at mcd
Well of course she'd walk out; he can't please her sexually. After all, she did fake her ******.
OMGGGGGG, FYL indeed! After 5 1/2 years.. That's gotta hurt! May be she was cheatin' on U. [not that that's better but whatever]
umm why does it say the OP is a girl? :P
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality
I'm sure that's why she walked out. chicks named David tend to be abusive
♪ Is she a mister or is she a miss? Does she stand up when she's taking a piss? She's my little girl; she's my little guy. When I try to "please her," I get poked in the eye. Yeah. ♪
omg^^^ that was amazing. you just made my day xD
^^^ Pure win!
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ouch! thats a mean burn!
Wow I'm so sorry. Have you gotten an explanation? You'd think after 5 1/2 years she'd shout YES.