Weddings, Proposal and Love: Please don't do this

Please don't do this

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

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susieKiute 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 19:28

ouch! thats a mean burn!

AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 17 March 2010 19:30

Wow I'm so sorry. Have you gotten an explanation? You'd think after 5 1/2 years she'd shout YES.

Comments

manderrzzbabyy 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 20:14

awwe that sucks );

CynthiaBug 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 20:20

Aww that sucks. Did she look embarrassed?

Person1233 12

Wednesday 17 March 2010 20:22

That's what you get for dating a 5 year-old. (jk, I'm not stupid ;D )

lets_be_ian 5

Wednesday 17 March 2010 20:51

I laughed at this. I love when something is so corny it is hilarious.

lolwtfwasthat 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 20:25

awww

QueenDani 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 20:32

that iys soo fukkedd upp.. i hope you find somebodyy else

Oreogasm 5

Wednesday 17 March 2010 20:32

maybe her family don't know that she's a lesbian and felt ashamed of it and walked out.

FarSide 22

Wednesday 17 March 2010 20:48

Yeah, that's it. She wanted to 'take' you so bad right there on the table... it just shows what incredibly strong will power she displayed. I say do the exact same thing again, in the exact same place. You're wearing her down. Don't give up now.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Wednesday 17 March 2010 20:34

Good morning, Dave.

Ajjas013 6

Wednesday 17 March 2010 20:54

Welcome back BSR.

buttshapedfruit 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 20:36

wow what a bitch :/

alice_wt 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 20:36

thats a pretty weird reaction, and hilarious to the imagination, but really, i wouldn't like much to be proposed to like that....why not just keep it more private and save the humiliation in case she doesnt say "yes"?.....