Thanks mom, you're the best

By prego - 30/04/2009 02:03 - United States

Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She referred to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergency bedrest by my doctor. FML
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EmbalmingTheatre 0

Your mom's rude! She definitely shouldn't say that to you!

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laurisshnazzy 0

Or her mother could have been at her house because she was placed on bedrest and needs someone to take care of her. Good lord, people.

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EmbalmingTheatre 0

Your mom's rude! She definitely shouldn't say that to you!

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quent10 0

yea your spelling is an "emergency" too

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Miss_Represented 0

Usually at 38 weeks preggo if there's a dangerous issue they'll induce or do a c-sec because baby is considered term at 36 or 37 weeks... I was preggo twice, both times high risk.

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pandalovesreggae 0

well probably if you're living with your mom expecting a child and bed rest doesn't always mean you can't get up at all. lazy.

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kiltsaresexy 4

153 is right. I was 37 weeks, and they diagnosed me with preeclampsia. They induced me and had to perform an emergency C-section. I don't see why OP's doctor would put her on bedrest that far along.

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sulitak 27

Some doctors prefer to NOT induce at that point.

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nathans_mommy 0

Who cares if she is.? I'm 19 and I had a baby who is now a beautiful angel ? age shouldn't matter as long as ur stable. That's how life happens people reproduce. Rip baby boy ?

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whycantisignup 24

#167: #3 meant if she was a teenager, she couldn't move out... He/she wasn't insulting anyone.

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that_guy01 0

you should have come up with something witty about not being a good mother and throw something about grandmother in there while you're at it, you know, to make her feel like shite.

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sk8rchick97 0

you should been all like well looks. like grammas abortion FAILED!!!

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TooMuchXbox 0

Kill her in her sleep. They'll never suspect you because you're so pregnant.

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oldskool_fml 0

You seem to be suffering from yourmomzabitch..yeah, I have it too..Lol

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akvandervort 21

Maybe she said ****? You're pregnant and living at home? How old are you?

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xedious 0

Oh well. Maybe you should think twice before getting pregnant while still living with your Mom.

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hisbabygurl1 0

hey did u ever think that maybe her mom is staying with her because she is on emergency bedrest! why does she have to be the one who lives with their parents! ever think of that... my mom was like that to me when she stayed at my place to keep me company and my fiancé was working

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SUPERGIRL111311 0

I agree with hisbabygurl1 you dont know so shut up

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sulitak 27

If I was put on bedrest, my Mom would be at MY house since my DH doesn't have many days off of work at his new job yet

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MGW501 2

I suspect she's referring to you over a much longer period of time.........plus you're pregnant living at home still - you're a dream child really.

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laurisshnazzy 0

Or her mother could have been at her house because she was placed on bedrest and needs someone to take care of her. Good lord, people.

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Vash_41288 10

very true #11 its always funny how people assume the worst of people there is no way to really know. assumptions can be the worst. well sorry to hear that op hope your baby comes out super healthy

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Raeloe 15

Regardless if her mom was there to help her or not, that doesnt excuse the mother calling her a fat lazy slug when shes 9 months pregnant.

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