Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
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yellowdub
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that's not what you had in mind but still, does that take away from the rest of the evening?
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illmatic2
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Everybody farts. I did it once.
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yellowdub
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that's not what you had in mind but still, does that take away from the rest of the evening?
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berrenduh
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good story to tell the kids
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skroal
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This FML be jokin'.
Women don't fart.
Women don't fart.
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mfmylifesrsly
| 29
oh I though he farted. LOL that sucks OP, but congrats!
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iTaylor
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wow how lady-like.
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White_Fury
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Once in a lifetime chance! And you BLEW it :p
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2kool4skoolyo
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fluffy bunnies are yummy! In the place of no darkness we shall meet!
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black_knight402
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10 is right. Most likely op is a guy.
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hnz
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pooooooooooooottt is the new yes!
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SinShady
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Oh noes, my dual blade just died :)
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xBangOut
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Consider yourself lucky you didn't shit yourself.
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KarinaLizeth18
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hahaha!! priceless
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sueannpalma
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skroal yes women do Fart haha most of them don't do it in front of guys
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joeinthedark
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Something tells me that Skroal was joking. Why is it so hard for people to discern the jokes from the serious comments around here?
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jay4who7
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way to set the mood lol
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jmar411
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uh, check your facts everybody farts it's not I'd your a guy or girl it's something humans do.
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KiddNYC1O
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I agree with 1. you got what you wanted
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starile
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Lol, 50 "check your facts" haha I wonder if this is something they frequently say in day-to-day life.
Check your facts, everyone. Check your facts.
Check your facts, everyone. Check your facts.
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bigbadtim
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Life is a gas.
LOL
LOL
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the_flaming_ice_
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um isnt this from Larry the cable guy: health inspector? faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
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the_flaming_ice_
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um isnt this from Larry the cable guy: health inspector? faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
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NuyoRicanGirl
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LMAO atleast you're getting married =p that's a way of saying you I feel comfortable with you already
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NuyoRicanGirl
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* of you saying
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alphabravo76
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that's gold!!!
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Niki53811
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lovely
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TheOptimist
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You should have burped out the yes.
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RachelTheLoser
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agreed with 1. like really? fyl? don't think so..
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ZleveL
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40 :o ASSASSIN!!!!!!
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klumzy0123456789
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teehee. lol XD if he is ur soon to b hubby he prolly wot care. just he will never let u live it down!
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itsybitsyspider
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ehh, it could of gone worse.
he could of asked you, you saying "OHEMGEE YESSS!!" him going "APRIL FOOLS!!" and finally you going, "that was like 5 months agooz.. sad face. :("
he could of asked you, you saying "OHEMGEE YESSS!!" him going "APRIL FOOLS!!" and finally you going, "that was like 5 months agooz.. sad face. :("
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jizwiz
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Almost as good as when you shit on him tonight during anal sex :(@)
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drrumbe02
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hello
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gmanundead
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first. life goal completed
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nerdsgetmehot
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#2 I think you'd better re-think your life goal.
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gmanundead
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why is this?
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sexy_chick_123
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You are not first. If it is your life goal and you did not complete it then you have something to live for still.
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KiddNYC1O
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lmfao proud for a second. no, #2? sucks lol
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seanders
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That's alright I don't see why guys would wanna brag about coming first anyway
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joeinthedark
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I think you're now talking about something very different.
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starile
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60 so clever with the jokes
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KaarmaaBiitchzz
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you should post this as a fml #2...
Today, i was really happy, i realized my ultimate dream, i completed my life goal : write the first comment of a fml...so i thought!!!!! actually, i was second... SECOND!!!! my life is now incomplete and life doesn't worth to be lived anymore... FML.
Today, i was really happy, i realized my ultimate dream, i completed my life goal : write the first comment of a fml...so i thought!!!!! actually, i was second... SECOND!!!! my life is now incomplete and life doesn't worth to be lived anymore... FML.
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IPityTheFool
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#101, Good lord that was basically incomprehensible and now I'm convinced woman can't drive or write :P
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DialecticChaos
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lololol everyone does it, it's ok.
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steierr
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does that mean yes! on planet fart lmao!!!!
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nerdsgetmehot
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That'll be a fun story to tell the kids!
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nerdsgetmehot
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#97 What?
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rottentomatoes
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2, you are 2d.. keep working on your dream.
and that really stinks man..
i cant even imagine how bad that must be :S
and that really stinks man..
i cant even imagine how bad that must be :S
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starile
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Hahaha, 8, it really does STINK, doesn't it? bwahaha I'm so clever and witty, it's not a dorky joke at all.
I am so cool ::puts on sunglasses and leans way back:: B-) heh
I am so cool ::puts on sunglasses and leans way back:: B-) heh
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illmatic2
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Everybody farts. I did it once.
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debbiess
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Yeah... you're right...
I have done it myself... once or twice...
I have done it myself... once or twice...
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xDenim
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FYL? Yo if I was the dude I'd be totally embarrassed, you silly female think of how he must've felt. FHL for marrying a self-centered chick like you.
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xDenim
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lol WHOOPS I MISS READ..
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starile
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Why, hello, Miss Read.
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Elision
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Haha, it could've been worse. :)
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jailbot
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How does one fart out of surprise? I'm...confused?
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shhhitsasecret
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that's what I was wondering. lol.
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allisadawn91
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She was holding it in beforehand during dinner. Duh.
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ryansims
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That had to have been hilarious lol did you say yes