By shouldabeenapornstar - 17/03/2010 15:46 - United States
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well that's an ass move to do I told know my girl loves it and does it everytime and I told her never to fake it cause that's stupid and would ofend me and to all you who are saying how do you know one word squirter I hate it when wemon do this it's awful your man is trying to make you feel good and you fake it go fix you Vag
wow I'm at work on my phone. Excuse me for not having perfect puncuality, anyway I was just saying the squirt thing so no one said stiff like, "how do you know?" and all that I just makes me a little upset when a man is trying to please you and you have to fake it sure we don't know all the time but don't go posting it online that's mean. you don't see him saying that his wife/girlfriend is not tight and smells bad. I know it's not the same but it still is a slap in the face.
lovelydefiance is so right. never fake it. that's so offensive. I would never have sex with someone if they ever tried to fake it. I would never. I would find a stripper and fuck the shit out of them. but seriously. find a real man who will allow you to be comfortable and actually willing to moan and scratch and claw. every guy loves that. unless you sound like a wildebeest when you moan lol...fake it one more time, and I'm gonna rip your vagina out of your body and eat that shit in a hoagie.
Perhaps you should try faking it in other areas of life because fake you sounds better than real you. Fake parenting. Fake family outings. Fake co-woker. That's sad for you.
Speaking of fake families, some guy owed some money to my not particularly nice cousin and he refused to pay it. So they tied him into a chair and made him watch Bill Cosby comment on the newest episode of Family Matters. Then they set it on loop and and left him for the night. The next day, when they came back, they found the TV smashed and the guy crying in the corner. He had gouged his eyes out with a beer bottle top to get rid of the memories of Steve Urkle trying tp be funny.
get your head in the game your ass in the kitchen and his dick in your mouth. just saying.
Boohoo? What's the problem here? You obviously accomplished what you were hoping to, making him believe you. So why exactly is your life fucked?
Exactly this. I don't know if there has ever been a clearer case of YDI. I hope your sex life is always crap now since your husband is being uninstructed on how to please you. You must be a lousy lay as well if you have to turn on the histrionics to convince him you're paying attention.