Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML
Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
Today, I was at a friend's party. Her neighbor and I really hit it off. We went off into the woods and left everyone, including her parents, at the bonfire. We started hooking up when my friend ran over. Apparently they could see everything. We had on glow stick necklaces and bracelets. FML
Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and I had one to many and my best friend and my boyfriend had to take me home. We went back to my apartment and all squeezed together in my bed. During the night I got sick and spent the rest of the night on the bathroom floor. Later I found out that they'd fucked in my bed. FML
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xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
that's hot.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
I don't think that's her phone vibrating
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Comments (264)
xXLenaXx 0
I like how it's loads of horny middle-aged men going on the intimacy section on FML to go, "YEAH!! YEAH YOU TOTALLY SHOULD'VE JOINED, HURR-HURR, I WOULD SO JOIN CUZ I'M NOT A ****** AND IT'S SO HAWTT a-herpa-derp-derp". ¬_¬ jeeeesus.
visitor_fml 0
lol most of em would rather beat off then play with the likes of you..
xXLenaXx 0
Most of them probably do beat off coz they can't get a girl. Else they won't be on here hitting on internet girls.
OochenSnoochen 15
wtffff hhahaha that's the funniest shit I've ever seen.
anchorblondie49 0
Seriously, you rock. Plus it's so true. Gross, but true.
jjusn 0
you are prude and not all that attractive. FYL for not being able to get any dick
xXLenaXx 0
Ahahahahahahahaha, says the person with no profile photo. :D People like me have boyfriends, so being called a prude or unattractive is irrelevant to my life, but thank you for your concern. :) now go beat off to some underage girls.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
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chipmunk0518 0
were u in da same tent with ur mom?
fishycanswim 0
I don't understand do you mean she masturbated or...?
ZombieGore 0
Lmao, that sucks. Your friend is a freak! If you were into chicks, she's a keeper!
evfreak_fml 0
What the hell is wrong with you! Why didn't you join her or maybe help her out. I bet you just keep quiet. Party pooper!
sammi_rubs 0
ewe Lol hahahahaha how aqword
realangelofdeath 0
^ spelling FAIL.
tiffyxmac 0
you should of helped her out ;] ahaha
Griggy 0
And you couldn't help her with that?
Igor_g5 0
#17. Before you judge other peoples grammar maybe you ought to learn it yourself. There was nothing wrong with "on herself".
IDigSmartLadies 0
Dear Penthouse Forum: I never thought this would happen to me, but my mom, her boyfriend, my best friend and I all went camping....
misfitSuperStar 0
Awesomeness, 113!!!!
Igor_g5 0
OP. You should have helped her. What kind of friend are you? You could at least have eaten her pussy.