Sex, Awkward, Wanker and Intimacy: MAKE IT STOOOOOP!

MAKE IT STOOOOOP!

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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Same thing different taste

This is awkward, guys

By Username - 19/06/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

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By Anon - 23/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML

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By ahhhhhh - 12/02/2015 17:23 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML

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By KmartFart - 04/10/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML

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By johnnydoe6969 - 20/11/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML

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By hoho5191 - 20/07/2009 16:50 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's party. Her neighbor and I really hit it off. We went off into the woods and left everyone, including her parents, at the bonfire. We started hooking up when my friend ran over. Apparently they could see everything. We had on glow stick necklaces and bracelets. FML

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ur mom gay

By Anonymous - 02/05/2018 01:30

Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML

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Come together, right now

By Anonymous - 15/04/2023 13:00 - Canada - Stratford

Today, it's my birthday, and I had one to many and my best friend and my boyfriend had to take me home. We went back to my apartment and all squeezed together in my bed. During the night I got sick and spent the rest of the night on the bathroom floor. Later I found out that they'd fucked in my bed. FML

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Cool story, tell it again

By GGimabeast - 29/07/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML

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Monday 16 August 2010 12:01

that's hot.

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Monday 16 August 2010 12:04

I don't think that's her phone vibrating

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xXLenaXx 0

Monday 16 August 2010 16:02

I like how it's loads of horny middle-aged men going on the intimacy section on FML to go, "YEAH!! YEAH YOU TOTALLY SHOULD'VE JOINED, HURR-HURR, I WOULD SO JOIN CUZ I'M NOT A ****** AND IT'S SO HAWTT a-herpa-derp-derp". ¬_¬ jeeeesus.

visitor_fml 0

Monday 16 August 2010 16:09

lol most of em would rather beat off then play with the likes of you..

xXLenaXx 0

Monday 16 August 2010 16:36

Most of them probably do beat off coz they can't get a girl. Else they won't be on here hitting on internet girls.

OochenSnoochen 15

Monday 16 August 2010 17:24

wtffff hhahaha that's the funniest shit I've ever seen.

anchorblondie49 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 4:26

Seriously, you rock. Plus it's so true. Gross, but true.

jjusn 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 7:27

you are prude and not all that attractive. FYL for not being able to get any dick

xXLenaXx 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 12:18

Ahahahahahahahaha, says the person with no profile photo. :D People like me have boyfriends, so being called a prude or unattractive is irrelevant to my life, but thank you for your concern. :) now go beat off to some underage girls.