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Same thing different taste
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Lil' cutie
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Thanks
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Focus!
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Thanks, I guess…
By leogs23 - 03/06/2021 06:01
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Then why are you with him? Insult his sex performance, that always seems to get guys down.
Turned on by having bad sex performance?
then you should probably just keep bitching on fml rather than trying to talk with him.. that seems like a good solution:P
On the bright side, OP, it's probably the only one of the three comments that was honest.
YDI for you and your friends sharing sweet things your boyfriends had shared with you. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", you realized that the only compliment he's given you is that your laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure."
u got the wrong bf. my gfs gonna break up with me and i still tell her shes beautiful everyday
If you want compliments, try complementing him first. Don't flatout say "You never compliment me". That sounds like you're fishing for compliments...because it is fishing for compliments. If after a month of complimenting him you still get nothng, I can understand breaking up with him. But not untill then.
lmao
and how!
woof
Hahaha
I agree with your comment above. "Hahaha" is a perfect way to capture this FML (I'm serious) And for you OP it depends the way he said it. If he says it like a snobby little b*tch then why are you with him? But if he said it while laughing with you or with a smile on his face/said it in a joking, nice way then He is a keeper
lol I want to hear your laugh
Lol. Your b/f is awesome and that is one of the sweetest things I have ever heard. Hold on to him, he's a keeper. ;-)
and thats a compliment?
Methinks it's time for a new boyfriend, OP.
Pssh who doesnt like the sound of a squrel having a seizure? .... Am I the only one?
that's a compliment and a win , that girl whose boyfriend says they're going to get married thinks that's sweet but the bf said that just for sex
There are guys that do think that and are sweethearts. Not many, but they exist.
There are guys that do think that and are sweethearts. Not many, but they exist.
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lol I want to hear your laugh
So your boyfriend's language of affection isn't necessarily conventional, if you know he loves you and you are both happy together then this is really no big deal.