Don't worry OP, I've done the exact same thing! It's okay to be a little scatterbrained once in a while! :)

Yeah. But this would work if OP lived in his car.

OP would never have had to face this problem, if they were a tortoise instead of a human. I like the idea of having your house built into your body.

Yeah I think many people have done that. My dad used to do that all the time. I just told him he was ahead of his time.

It took me a while to figure out what this FML meant lol

Give it a few years and you'll be able to do that! Get some rest, you probably had a hard day!

Didn't the sound confuse you?

Not everyone parks in front of their house. If I was standing in front of my apartment door pressing the car fob, I wouldn't hear anything because I have underground parking.

That's when you know you need a nap.

I do this ALL the time. Especially when I'm groggy in the morning.

Who has a button to unlock their front door?

No one. That's the point. OP was trying to unlock the house the same way as the car.

And that rude person honking their horn at you, as you tried to unlock your door. Must have made it even worse.

You need some sleep.

Long day?