Intimacy: Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went...

By Anon - 23/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML

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jessicasoho 13

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Sunday 23 July 2017 6:00

"Yo, dad? Volume!" Problem solved.

ffc Squall 14

Sunday 23 July 2017 6:06

Get him some headphones. Don't say anything, just give a pair to him.

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MidnaLink 33

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Sunday 23 July 2017 5:37

And that's when you throw a rock at his screen. Hopefully, that'll shut him up.

jessicasoho 13

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Sunday 23 July 2017 6:00

"Yo, dad? Volume!" Problem solved.

ffc Squall 14

Sunday 23 July 2017 6:06

Get him some headphones. Don't say anything, just give a pair to him.

Ric Gray 10

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Sunday 23 July 2017 7:26

then he'll be catching him in the act, at least his dad can stop when he hears him coming

Midnitethud 3

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Sunday 23 July 2017 15:03

No pun intended.

Talented73 54

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Sunday 23 July 2017 16:40

Hears him coming.... huh-huh-huh

pjsr 32

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Sunday 23 July 2017 23:39

her

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 23 July 2017 6:19

Calm down, you’re two tents! Imagine if you were in the same tent! His sleeping bag would look like a tent-within-a-tent!

TheDiceMan69 3

Sunday 23 July 2017 7:47

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MidnaLink 33

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Sunday 23 July 2017 15:42

The fuck, dude?

Glowworm56 26

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Sunday 23 July 2017 14:16

Ah, camping. Hearing the pleasant sounds of nature. The birds chirping, the distant waves, the sound of porn coming from dad's tent...

ArbiterOfFML 24

Sunday 23 July 2017 20:05

It is so peaceful. The fragrance of nature. Sounds of owls hooting. The tide crashing against the shore. And the most pleasant of the all? The sound of porn coming from my father's tent.