By Anon - 23/07/2017 05:00

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Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML
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"Yo, dad? Volume!" Problem solved.

Get him some headphones. Don't say anything, just give a pair to him.

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And that's when you throw a rock at his screen. Hopefully, that'll shut him up.

"Yo, dad? Volume!" Problem solved.

Get him some headphones. Don't say anything, just give a pair to him.

then he'll be catching him in the act, at least his dad can stop when he hears him coming

Hears him coming.... huh-huh-huh

Calm down, you’re two tents! Imagine if you were in the same tent! His sleeping bag would look like a tent-within-a-tent!

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The fuck, dude?

Ah, camping. Hearing the pleasant sounds of nature. The birds chirping, the distant waves, the sound of porn coming from dad's tent...

It is so peaceful. The fragrance of nature. Sounds of owls hooting. The tide crashing against the shore. And the most pleasant of the all? The sound of porn coming from my father's tent.

Take out your phone and play your porn even louder?