Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML
Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
Today, I was at a friend's party. Her neighbor and I really hit it off. We went off into the woods and left everyone, including her parents, at the bonfire. We started hooking up when my friend ran over. Apparently they could see everything. We had on glow stick necklaces and bracelets. FML
Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and I had one to many and my best friend and my boyfriend had to take me home. We went back to my apartment and all squeezed together in my bed. During the night I got sick and spent the rest of the night on the bathroom floor. Later I found out that they'd fucked in my bed. FML
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xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
that's hot.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
I don't think that's her phone vibrating
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xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
that's hot.
skid1996 0
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"on herself"? grammar fail for the OP
Ruff_fml 3
awkward
Massdebater 1
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what a legend. jump on that opportunity!! time for the butt secks!!
beabear_fml 0
I hope I experience this at least once before Im put in the ground:P I'd give my friend soooo much shit the next morning ^_^
XZero_fml 0
how is that a grammar fail?
Freeze_fml 17
It's not a grammar fail. Skid is just a little kid I guess.
DaphneLovesDerby 2
you should've joined your friend ;) lol
epr 0
That's kinky.
DishHeads 9
foursome ?
ktbird 0
In herself? At herself? Grammar nazi fail.
coolsteve 0
Hawt... so hawt
advent2060 4
lol how is this an fml? ok I understand that hearing ur mom have sex is eerie and uncomfortable but ur friend "enjoying herself" right next to u trumps everything. that is awesome u shoulda asked her of she needed an extra pair of fingers lol only way this would be an fml is if she is an ugly fat chick
roxxy_surf 0
Wow, awkward much the next day? You shoulda just coughed or something and pretended that you just woke up.
bklyndee 0
you hot
beautikill 4
lol thats beyond dirty!! you know you shoulda just did like just all of a sudden sat up screamed and then fell back asleep!
xXLenaXx 0
"Sooooooo........... Did everyone enjoy themselves last night? I DIDN'T." That is disgusting. F your life indeed.
JonathanRawr 0
It's not a grammar fail in the sense that it is the correct wording for the phrase in use..
smileanyway 0
This would be horrible! As if birthday sex noises wouldn't be bad enough, your friend thinks it hot and has to unhornify herself. Haha I just made it sound like she was a rhinoceros. Sorry lame joke :) Either just keep quiet about it till you fight with your friend or your mum so you can throw it back at them or give them shit about it for the rest of their lives! Your choice. FYL!
mona_is_here 10
You should've helped her with that ;)
master_wOOt 0
hey.....I did that first
BassGirl 5
17- it's an expression, not grammar fail. 21- omfghawt
airborn54 0
was your mom screaming I DA HOE?
bonezowns 0
lmfao like in the movie Bedtime Stories
Wolpy 9
#1 is too right. well depends if OPs mom is hot.
astarwarsfan 0
time for some WINCEST
newnew8 0
roxxy_surf ur hottttt !
ohhmyjeez 0
21, you're hot:) op, ouch. haha. sucks for you.
JustJess666 0
I know it's wrong to hear your mom hump but the way to get them back for this awkward moment is to help your friend out and let your mom hear your hot lesbian sex... and over do it by screaming "oh yea do me like my moms boyfriend does it!!" payback is a bitch!
skroal 7
YDi for your mom's birthday, you went camping. At night, your mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for you and your friend that you brought along, You kept still. Soon, you heard your friend going to town on herself.
Timmo_fml 2
Skroal, you are not funny in any way, shape or form. Pipe down.
lildrummerboy47 0
wow.... lol.... do youself? I dunno.
realangelofdeath 0
only in Idaho. emphasis on HO.
cattack 0
Are you mentally unstable? I'm pretty sure two girls wouldn't be having butt sex... unless one of them has a penis. But she doesn't.
cattack 0
Apparently, my last comment wasn't shown as a reply. It was to # 19
th3b0ss 0
did u join?
th3b0ss 0
40 u r sooooo hott
megamandude455 10
hey 21, what if they did it before you?
iSitt 0
what did it smell like ?
v42136 0
51, your pretty(:
jnjones04 0
hey ;)
mclulu11 0
86: Its incest. it's only called winchest when it's the Winchester boys...
nerdsgetmehot 23
#125 At last, someone else here who associates the phrase "Wincest" with Supernatural! :)
pohkerfayce 0
downtown yo!
kvaiud1 0
u look like a *****.
kvaiud1 0
o that was to 40 btw
michelleclarke 0
it's going down on herself. how can you guys not realize that.
natas_fml 13
^Doesn't know what "going down on" means.
PanteraRules 0
74, no-one said there is anything wrong with lesbians.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
roxxy resurfaces every few months, gets a lot of horny 15 y/o male attention, a lesser amount of indignant attention and chiding from females of assorted ages, then inevitably gets called out for having a fake pic from someone who's in the know about TinEye.com. It's a circle of FML life, and by now, practically rivals the shortening and lengthening of days as a herald for the changing seasons. In other words, boys, bis, and lesbians, find real **** with bare boobs. At least you know they're all using fake names. =
smart16314 0
going down on herself? you sound confused honey.
1121osu2110 0
I would have helped her out! and u should have done the samething!
LittleMissOopsy 0
uhm.... one of my friends recently went camping in Idaho for her moms birthday with her mom and her moms boyfriend, when this happens at her house we both stare at eachother silently and turned up the volume of the movie hmmm coincidence?
JamieLeeLV 0
hahahahhaaha xD
j5p332 6
definitely hot
katiebethss 0
I bet 17 thought her friend actually left and went back into town. xD
drew1978 4
Yes, I concur, 40 is so hot!
WTF_FML_FTW 0
"so how did everyone sleep last night O_O f-f-f-fine?! (bloodshot eyes)
Evee359 0
hahaha #47
XxxTeamxxJacobxx 0
she may look like a ***** , but she looks like a fukin HOT ***** !
ZleveL 0
40 nice... phone. my mom had the same one :P
NatalieFougere 0
LMFAO nice.
uberpwnage112 0
that is ******* awesome
thatrandombadass 0
oooo that's never good. I dont see why you didn't just go to town on yourself... or join her... or your parents!
Jokro_fml 0
como se dice awkward
taylorlynn1125 1
HAHA! I agree. She does look hoeish.
CeeJayDreams 0
Reading boner achieved.
roxxy_surf 0
thanksss<3
RedPillSucks 33
Idaho? IDAHO? No!!!! UDAHO!!!!
btrfly8888 0
they said wincest. not winchest. dur
RKftw 0
lol fail
FroggyStyle 0
is your friend single?
leggichick 0
advent- I'm guessing the OP is a girl so it is an FML unless she is a lesbian. I don't think she wanted to stick her "extra pair of fingers" in her friends vag... Would you want to help your friend ********** to your parents having sex... that's pretty ****** up. don't u think...
remy3106 10
172 I LOVE ur pic
myyprincessxo 4
51, what's your real name? I think ik you...
tagowar 0
not really
uberpwnage112 0
thanks :)
themclovin101 0
31 your amazingly hot lol had to say it
avafan1224 0
39 for the win :D
ACanadaGuy 0
<.< >.> *Fapfapfapfapfap*
Champ29 0
Haha awesome
baby_gore 0
Uhm idk anyone capable of 'going down' on themselves.
alxndr5120 7
lol OP is a girl unless she is bi or a lesbian don't make sense
Brooksyp88 0
Maybe the real FML is that OP didn't get any enjoyment out of the experience.
cory975 3
Orgyyyyyy timmmmmmme
ohioain 18
Going down means eating them out (aka licking their ******) duh. And you're a girl? You're making my gender look bad.
Freeze_fml 17
You sound like the malefactor here.
exotramp 5
Did you join your friend? if you didn't then fyl.
Freeze_fml 17
FML then.
Slappyzezima 0
you're forgeting that freeze doesn't have friends. that's why he is on FML all the time!
Mehness 0
67- Well then, what are you doing right now?Commenting/attempting to diss someone on FML....
Freeze_fml 17
I'm still trying to figure out why you named your account Slappyzezima.
nomnominss 0
i think zezima is a famous runescape person and that game eats balls
Sinic 0
Lmao Freeze you win.
cckkjjcc 0
#79- bahaha YESS GGUUUYYY!
Jessi_the_sexii 0
I don't think that's her phone vibrating
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
did you join in?
TaNmKm 0
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Get a boyfriend you won't feel left out!
padlarf 14
Does he happen to have long hair and a mangy beard?
abcnonamecba 0
lmfao at this comment XD
Chipi427 0
WIN!! ^^^
FFML_314 12
No, if he were the sexpert from the other FML, she would not be pleasuring herself. That man was epic in the sack.
lickmyjock 0
shoulda helped her out!
Shaunisaloser 0
Paha.
SamJerkinGirkins 0
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I find you a perv for just laying still and listening. Don't lie op.. we know it got your juices flowing. D: ew *pukes*
FrancesShiver 20
What the **** is wrong with ya?
Thats_Mclovin_2U 0
That sounds wrong OP, coulda just left.