Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML
Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
Today, I was at a friend's party. Her neighbor and I really hit it off. We went off into the woods and left everyone, including her parents, at the bonfire. We started hooking up when my friend ran over. Apparently they could see everything. We had on glow stick necklaces and bracelets. FML
Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and I had one to many and my best friend and my boyfriend had to take me home. We went back to my apartment and all squeezed together in my bed. During the night I got sick and spent the rest of the night on the bathroom floor. Later I found out that they'd fucked in my bed. FML
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xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
that's hot.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
I don't think that's her phone vibrating
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Comments (264)
SarahhBabi 0
lol you definitely should have helped your friend out. I would have ;)
roxxy_surf 0
wish there was a 'like' button on fml!
LemonSabotage 0
lol my comment didn't show up -_-" #42- lezbi friends. :)
froggyxo 0
Lmfaoo I read that the friend went back to town by herself lmfaoo!
mona_is_here 10
so did I at first :D
hockeychick8 0
This would make me cry. Very gross.....
triviumgirl27 0
O.o eww dude that sucks!
jdfml90 0
kill yourself now, your life is over
bayonet 0
20 is right. what kind of friend wouldn't help out?
bayonet 0
op ydi for not helping your friend.
sugarfoot83 0
39- hey jack wagon the op is a girl, but I'm sure if it was one of your guy friends you would give him a "hand"
davek 36
Hey that could be hot, you two should have lez it up a bit
GothKitty19 0
Really hot
perdix 31
You should have rubbed Velcro with your friend and not been the "odd man out," so to speak. You may not be a lesbian, or even bisexual, but some situations call for conformity to the social norms of the moment. Happy donut bumping!