Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML
Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
Today, I was at a friend's party. Her neighbor and I really hit it off. We went off into the woods and left everyone, including her parents, at the bonfire. We started hooking up when my friend ran over. Apparently they could see everything. We had on glow stick necklaces and bracelets. FML
Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and I had one to many and my best friend and my boyfriend had to take me home. We went back to my apartment and all squeezed together in my bed. During the night I got sick and spent the rest of the night on the bathroom floor. Later I found out that they'd fucked in my bed. FML
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xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
that's hot.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
I don't think that's her phone vibrating
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Comments (264)
Shover 0
Next time say WTF I'm trying to sleep
lazyfoo92 4
freakin sweet.. u shoulda joined in wit ur friend
awesomesauce8 0
mr boyfriends gonna busy for a while
kitxxkat1408 0
BAHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHA desperate much?
sallen0046 4
You're a pervert who lies in the dark listening to your friends and family go at it. You chose not to make it known that you were witnessing both events, and now you have the nerve to say you're life is ****** because of it? Either learn to stand up for yourself, or don't complain about it when things happen because you haven't.
xXLenaXx 0
Wtf? Yeah, just go ahead and say that to people who get bullied. And don't get me started on people who complain about/report crimes without chasing after the rapist with the blunt axe themselves! The nerve!
stfuyou 0
xXLenaXx- you annoy the **** out of me. just because people spend time on whatever they like doing (say, getting on the Internet) doesn't make them losers who don't have girlfriends. why do you stereotype them as guys? you should quit spending so much time whining on FML yourself. ******* hypocritical sexist bitch. go drown
xXLenaXx 0
Wrong comment to reply to, dear. :) also, what I said is definitely true, and it ONLY refers to the lonely middle-aged men who are trying to act cool by hitting on teenage girls over the internet. Learn to read, and not just assume, imbecile.
Veegulkz 6
I don't get "going to town on herself" explain someone please?
Karli96 0
I cry for you, OP. Can we say a little Facebook revenge is in order? tag your friend in your status, stating her fun night with mrs. palm and her five daughters. XD
katee6 0
I feel for you so bad. I think i would have to tell everyone if i were you, jesus. thats vile. fyl
ador1998able 3
lol.....how awkward
Ju99ernaut94 0
im suprise you didnt catch a guy in a jason mask jerkin off lmao !!!!!!!