By ahhhhhh - 12/02/2015 17:23 - United States - Philadelphia
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If she was sleeping, pretend like you didn't see. Best not to scar both of you.
A lot of people sleep naked, nice gesture anyway.
Haha me too lol
You should have knocked before you entered, my friend! Or if you had not entered and got a sneak peek, just pretend like it never happened hahahah
Looks like your dad already have get his present.
gave her even. stupid autocorrect
Just a slip of the tongue. Don't gotta blame autocorrect.
or a slip of the finger, rather
Maybe the tongue was the present.
Le Down Vote
I hope you didn't get eggsited.
You mean excited (the FML has nothing to do with eggs) and that would be very disturbing.
It has nothing to do with eggs... unless OP made eggs for breakfast...
Those two eggs made sunny side up would never look the same to OP ever again.
It's not called a birthday suit for nothing.
Some things cannot be unseen and while it was a lovely gesture on your part to make he breakfast, you should always check if it's ok to come in before entering just in case of exactly this. Many people sleep naked, even parents.
That's what knocking on doors are for.
Agreed
she was probably asleep
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It's not called a birthday suit for nothing.
If she was sleeping, pretend like you didn't see. Best not to scar both of you.