By ahhhhhh - 12/02/2015 17:23 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
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It's not called a birthday suit for nothing.

If she was sleeping, pretend like you didn't see. Best not to scar both of you.

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If she was sleeping, pretend like you didn't see. Best not to scar both of you.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

wonder if mom was naked with dad or just sleeps naked... could be more weird one way lol

hugozac88 22

It's the only way to sleep

A lot of people sleep naked, nice gesture anyway.

IAmzephyr 22

or maybe her mother got a gift from her lover beforehand?

Roskosity 22

I'm sleeping naked right now... Well almost sleeping.

Haha me too lol

You should have knocked before you entered, my friend! Or if you had not entered and got a sneak peek, just pretend like it never happened hahahah

brunettesara5722 17

Lol. if your saw nothing no big deal

Looks like your dad already have get his present.

gave her even. stupid autocorrect

Just a slip of the tongue. Don't gotta blame autocorrect.

or a slip of the finger, rather

Maybe the tongue was the present.

RMLrapemylife 14

le sexy time? ;)

Le Down Vote

I hope you didn't get eggsited.

You mean excited (the FML has nothing to do with eggs) and that would be very disturbing.

It has nothing to do with eggs... unless OP made eggs for breakfast...

Those two eggs made sunny side up would never look the same to OP ever again.

It's not called a birthday suit for nothing.

JayDay_123 18

Ironically enough, they seem to be wearing nothing.

Some things cannot be unseen and while it was a lovely gesture on your part to make he breakfast, you should always check if it's ok to come in before entering just in case of exactly this. Many people sleep naked, even parents.

That's what knocking on doors are for.

she was probably asleep