Sex, Awkward, Wanker and Intimacy: MAKE IT STOOOOOP! - FML

MAKE IT STOOOOOP!

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 05:14 - United States

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Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Monday 16 August 2010 12:01

that's hot.

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Monday 16 August 2010 12:04

I don't think that's her phone vibrating

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cheesecakex 5

Monday 16 August 2010 17:40

if you can't beat them, join em

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Monday 16 August 2010 18:29

awkward tent

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Monday 16 August 2010 18:41

LESBIAN PARTY!!

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Monday 16 August 2010 18:57

Wow. What a party of awkward! I probably would have made a feeble attempt at clearing my throat in hopes that everyone would hear me and stop.

alaskan420 0

Monday 16 August 2010 19:33

that's awesome.

Crystal_Dreams 0

Monday 16 August 2010 19:39

That's horrifying!!!!!

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Monday 16 August 2010 19:52

oh, wow. talk about AWKWARD. fyl o.o

lexibby97 0

Monday 16 August 2010 20:13

even if she did help her out you wouldn't hear or see them anyways so what's the difference?

PhunkyFreshh 0

Monday 16 August 2010 22:07

maybe she wanted you to help her out;)

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Monday 16 August 2010 22:13

haha join in!!! ;)

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Monday 16 August 2010 22:17

that is awesome. love is in the air

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