Cool story, tell it again

By GGimabeast - 29/07/2010 04:14 - United States

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Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 248
You deserved it 12 370

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Good times...Goood times...

ahem, I watch porn on my iPod all night.

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Well obviously his mom cares.

this is a site where you post things that no one cares about. it's just so you can let it put of your chest. so it doesn't matter who cares. if u don't care then don't read the post idiot

what's up with these July birthdays?

ydi for having a birthday

Well what kind of porn was it? Was it gay porn? That there ← makes a story. :)

obviously you care #1, if you didn't you wouldn't waste your time commenting now would you?

what's wrong with watching porn. it is natural and normal.

lots of Thanksgiving sex ???

lol @ #47. I bet you watch tons of porn yourself lmfao:p

ydi for getting caught lol

51 @ 12 I was think October's horror movie fest. Nothing gets me to snuggle in bed like watching a good scary flick. Testing to see if once you have sex, you're next to die.(;

#11 you have to read it to not care about it and everyone is intitled to there opinion. except if you don't have pancake mix. then you have an opinion no one cares about.

BIRTHDAY SEX (with yourself)

Live and learn, bud. YDI for getting caught.

^^^ haha your probably right

(that was suppost to be @ 57) my bad

yes 57 I do and I enjoy it very much lol

I think #1 ment that like who cares that his relatives know he watches porn because it isn't that big of a deal or something xD

that's nothing wouldn't really call that an fml though

thank u 88 i'm sure ur far mor attractive than me

oh big deal ive seen 90 quadrillion pics of porn on the internet and im still not blind.

thank god someone knows what to say QQ MORE NOOB

ya no it's not

I think eceryones caught looking @porn @ some point. so it's ok

Why do people always reply to #1 to say there things? Is it so they are closer to the top of the page? That's a cheap move. Btw, you deserve it for having realitives.

#47, there is nothing "natural" about porn. Everything about porn is fake, that's not real sex, real stories or real feelings. Sex is normal. Watching others have sex is creepy and although its widespread in the US, that does not make it normal. Its taboo even in the US therefore not normal. OP YDI for watching when and where you could be caught. If you're going to watch porn, hide it better so it doesn't become dinner conversation as you are obviously ashamed if it. Either own it or hide it better is all I am saying.

Families can be embarrassing, big deal.

if u care about it so much, y did u watch porn

Good times...Goood times...

ha why would u watch porn when ur mom was home!? legit ydi

and that coming from someone who doesn't even have a pic..

yeah 88 someone else's FML probly isn't the best place to bash on people

Jessi: PLEASE learn to use the reply-to-comment feature. It isn't threadjacking to keep an entire conversation in one thread. It's actually easier that way-- the others replying to you don't have to chase you down, and anyone who doesn't want to read the conversation can easily skip the thread. To use it: On the app, you touch the arrow on the comment you want to reply to, then write the reply as you would a regular comment. On the app, look for the word "reply" or the little notepad icon on the appropriate comment. Click on it, then continue as you would on the app. TIA.

112 stfu.. and jenni aint ugly.. and yee.. haaa !

112 maybe you should chill out.

Silence knaves! IrishJaneDoe is almost as pro as Xivilai Anaxes.

Tense conversation we have here.

Always lock the door when watching porn man. Thats the first rule. =].

Just don't watch porn, and you'll never find yourself in such an awkward conversation.

but porn is awesome :) hahaha

Or OP could just you know not watch porn while his mom is awake.

ahem, I watch porn on my iPod all night.

iPod is different tho u could hide it better but on the computer no way essay

That's why you have to love having an iPod;)

The internet is for porn.

lol i love that song