By Username - 19/06/2011 18:08 - United States
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22 you don't know boo? It's what the little girl calls the blue guy from monster Inc. Also I can't wait to OP's next FML. "Today, on the car ride home, my friend told me the blood curdling sex he had with my girlfriend. She was in the car with us and agreed. FML"
Okay eager. 1. I couldn't give less of a ****. I give 0 *****. 2. You are a pussy for getting offended. 3. Wow you are a pussy and no even if I had cancer I would not be offended. 4. Wow you are still reaaallly gay. 5. I do not have epilepsy but my friend who made this account does. So please shut the **** upZ.
Hey deafening. Go suck your boyfriends prepubescent dick and watch your language you little Cunt bitch. You're ******* fourteen. Jesus. You really think I give a flying ****. I'm gonna talk shit to all you little anime watching fat bitches and all of the geeky ass virgin guys on this website. Mainly cause i think it's hilarious watching you guys team up against me. Youre all pathetic. And now I wait for this to get deleted.
I would do this 1st get car keys second almost all tents have 2 zippers, 1 on inside and 1 on out, zip up the outter 1 and lock it somehow then set it on fire and make it look like the campfire did it wait until they stop trying to get out then unlock it drive off for "help" get the cops and tell them exactly what happened, that you where off getting more fire wood and when you came back it was on fire and there was nothing you could do to save them! mwahahaha sometime I scare myself I'm so good!!!
Something that I've always wondered about: Whenever someone says that their girlfriend/wife is cheating on them, why does everyone always say to go after the male whom she is cheating with? Why don't they ever say "Kill both the male AND your girlfriend"? Think about it: a. It takes two to tango (and by tango, I mean sex. And by sex I mean copulation.) b. The girlfriend is the one who is more at fault. The girlfriend is the one who took an unsaid oath of loyalty, not the cheating male. Anyhow, I say hurt both the male and the girlfriend. Furthermore, whenever the fml is "Today my girlfriend cheated on me with a woman", they NEVER say "Kick both of them in the ******". No, it's always, "Aww poor you." with no threat of violence towards either female. Sorry, guess I'm a bit of a feminist. You know, equality of genders and whatnot.
I've always wondered that myself. And in this fault I can see hurting both parties, but if your gf goes out and starts doing anything that can constitute as cheating with some random strange guy, why does the guy end up hit? He didn't know she dating anyone, how is he at fault? The gf is at fault!
MAN THE FUCK UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. ( anger ended ) throw her shit in the fire and then when your friend drives you home pop him in the face when you reach your house.
great idea. however, I believe some revenge is in order. pack all your stuff up and leave in your friends car. but before you do, find all the clothes and stuff of theirs that you can, smear food all over it, and throw it in the woods! also, don't forget to get a picture or recording or some sort of proof that she was cheating so you can show it to her parents and friends when they ask why you dumped her!
I believe there is no need to beat the shit out of anyone because his best friend just proved to him she didn't want him and his girlfriend ******* the guy was also her choice I would walk away and never talk to either of them I would tell them they can go **** themselves now if your married that's a whole different story.
ur awesome, although I would rake out the friend and take their bodies in the trunk that way there are no witnesses. once home I would dump their bodies in the river. I would return to the campsite clean everything up. destroy the car and say he never picked you up.
I would take his keys, their clothes, and perhaps a cell phone video of the sex occurring (preferably a shot of their faces), and then leave. I'd then drive home, park the car in his driveway (keys inside), and post the video on every social networking website. That slutbag, as well as the so called "friend" deserve it.
Get in there, kick their asses, get the keys and drive, drive on!
And you're letting them get away with it?? Grow a pair and do something. Take the keys and leave them there. Serves them right.